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"how about a little gamble, if this post reaches 100rts I'll burn my ovaries with ciggerate 🚬 for good.
Get to work and rt now, help me get rid of my fertility forever"
https://t.co/tjH2A2zkwn
2nd Plap Challenge!!
I plap the following number of times
1 like = 1 dildo plap
1 repost = 10 dildo plap
1 bookmark = 1tenderizer plap
1 comment = 10dildo plap ⁺ 1tenderizer plap
The deadline is September 21. We'll tally the votes at that point!
I'll add rules in comments↓
🩷If you 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄 to 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 and 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 this post, you'll become my 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘦𝘵 for 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚!🩷
🔴 You'll 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 to 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 about 𝘽𝙉𝙒𝙊 and 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙇𝙚𝙮𝙡𝙚𝙮~ ♠️
🔴 You'll 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 that you're just a 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙖 𝙫𝙞𝙧𝙜𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙞, with a 𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙠 unable to 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭~ ♠️
🔴 You'll 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙡𝙮 to my 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵. You'll 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩, 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 and 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙬��𝙚𝙩 my posts 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘥𝘢𝘺. I'll 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐭 your brain with 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘯 and 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴~ ♠️
🔴 I'll become your 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙. You'll 𝐫𝐞𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 who tries to talk with you, because you're a 𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐩𝐞𝐭 (𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘳��𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 <3)~ ♠️
🔴 You'll 𝙙𝙤 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 for me. Your 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘢𝘭 in life will be to make me 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐫 and 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫. You'll 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 do your best to 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵 me~ ♠️
𝙃𝙚𝙝𝙚, 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪...~ 💋
CALLING ALL SNOWBOIS:
A snowboi is a BBC-addicted whiteboi - the "male" equivalent of a snowbunny. And just like snowbunnies, we should be LOUD AND PROUD about our exclusive preference for Black Men and pride in the BNWO. Use this as your header if you identify, whiteboi!