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[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile Alex when he desperately tries to find angles to salvage his pride about Tatum and the Celtics doing something he can only dream about his favorite team/ player doing

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile @mhc_76 “its not that I care about where Tatum is ranked.”

- someone who was writing essays on reddit about Jayson Tatums rank in 2020

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile @mhc_76 Just like u needed to emphasize that Ben Simmons or Jerami Grant was better than Tatum

By “emphasize”, you really mean: scream these things to myself on the internet to cope with my insecurity

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile @mhc_76 Shocking: guy who’s said “Embiids my favorite player ever in any sport” doesnt think Embiid is the problem

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile @briand101717 @TrolledByHarper “embiid would get taken 2nd or 3rd” - said literally nobody ever outside of Philly

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile “Rent Due”

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile @ethanccbrown @JMurrayWrld Time is a flat circle

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile @l_carnahan @Easy_Macaroni @barstoolsports @ryenarussillo @PardonMyTake You are incapable of posessing even a sliver of objectivity when it comes to Joel Embiid and the obsessive, emotional desperation u have to defend him

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@Chrundl @HoagieMobile Hes coping

When u see the kinds of things hes said on his old accounts, its easy to see why

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile @Chrundl No Alex. You keep proving my point

Jayson Tatums success consumes you with insecurity. It eats at your soul that he so consistently owns your favorite team and favorite player

You are literally incapable of letting it go. Year after year after year

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile @CoreyB08 “Hes not that guy”

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@CoreyB08 @HoagieMobile This is who you’re talking to btw. @HoagieMobile on his old accounts

A depressed Philly fan who doesnt know how to handle his intense feelings of jealousy and insecurity

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile @knarsu3 “We were all right about it”

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@HoagieMobile @RichHomieFlom “arguably the best player in the world is IN his division.”

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@HoagieMobile @MazzullaMauler Great comeback Alex 🤣🤣🤣

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile @MazzullaMauler Great comeback Alex lmfaoo

Have u ever considered therapy? It could really help soothe this crippling insecurity of yours.

Its not healthy letting Embiids playoff Ls, or Tatums success make your blood pressure rise like this and effect your physical health. Its just sports

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile @barstoolsports @ryenarussillo @PardonMyTake Most of these things are statistically true…. As in- they cant be disputed no matter how hard an emotional Embiid fanboy screams into the void that they’re false

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile @MazzullaMauler Yea, no extreme bias and emotional delusion here!! Right Alex??

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile @Tony_Michaels1 @UmirCozart @barstoolsports @ryenarussillo @PardonMyTake And then he outscored your entire team in the 4th quarter, and then had the greatest game 7 ever, outscoring your three best players combined

You still think about it when you try to sleep

[Pildaw @pilldaw3]

@HoagieMobile @KnicksCentral Swifties are less emotional about Taylor Swift than you are about Joel Embiid

Ive never seen anyone driven to the intense insecurity, envy and torment that your fandom causes you.

Its absolutely tragic how desperate u are to defend him against the world. Its broken you