@HoagieMobile Alex when he desperately tries to find angles to salvage his pride about Tatum and the Celtics doing something he can only dream about his favorite team/ player doing
@HoagieMobile @mhc_76 Just like u needed to emphasize that Ben Simmons or Jerami Grant was better than Tatum
By “emphasize”, you really mean: scream these things to myself on the internet to cope with my insecurity
@HoagieMobile @Chrundl No Alex. You keep proving my point
Jayson Tatums success consumes you with insecurity. It eats at your soul that he so consistently owns your favorite team and favorite player
You are literally incapable of letting it go. Year after year after year
@CoreyB08 @HoagieMobile This is who you’re talking to btw. @HoagieMobile on his old accounts
A depressed Philly fan who doesnt know how to handle his intense feelings of jealousy and insecurity
@HoagieMobile @MazzullaMauler Great comeback Alex lmfaoo
Have u ever considered therapy? It could really help soothe this crippling insecurity of yours.
Its not healthy letting Embiids playoff Ls, or Tatums success make your blood pressure rise like this and effect your physical health. Its just sports
@HoagieMobile @barstoolsports@ryenarussillo@PardonMyTake Most of these things are statistically true…. As in- they cant be disputed no matter how hard an emotional Embiid fanboy screams into the void that they’re false
@HoagieMobile @Tony_Michaels1 @UmirCozart @barstoolsports@ryenarussillo@PardonMyTake And then he outscored your entire team in the 4th quarter, and then had the greatest game 7 ever, outscoring your three best players combined
You still think about it when you try to sleep
@HoagieMobile @KnicksCentral Swifties are less emotional about Taylor Swift than you are about Joel Embiid
Ive never seen anyone driven to the intense insecurity, envy and torment that your fandom causes you.
Its absolutely tragic how desperate u are to defend him against the world. Its broken you