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famus

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it got better guys

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@brelimu prolly my fault

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@jonaircon what are they and why are they

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let’s talk about buttered sausage

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the vet said that so far pigeon has one testicle. he’s a growing boy

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@joshychins Tiny ring

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pigeon just knocked my vibrator off my nightstand and tried to drink wine. He’s TOO YOUNG

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Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Scrolling twitter in public is like playing Russian roulette but every chamber is loaded

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planner fatsheitis

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hiring a bf that will massage my feet because high arches mean plantar fasciitis 😒

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@yoyeonie @sodazerosugar sh sh she’s trying to say her first words

Jud jude be Bellingham! JUDE BELLINGHAM

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can you believe this was my poor goopy, wormed, flea baby Pigeon and now he here like this 💕

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@sodazerosugar Dude wait lemme messaging about this

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@sodazerosugar HEHEHEH

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@sodazerosugar I heard that in my head

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@joshychins thank you joshhhyyy

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this was the impromptu getting ditched steak fit btw. okay goodbye. u will hear from me again

**mirror is not DIRRTY, it’s old as fuck**

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@incarnatedswag @brelimu Blue jays are mean

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did u just pee in the pool or are you just happy to see me

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@ngray251 miracle baby

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@incarnatedswag @brelimu me too esp over message
I’m sorry SWAG let’s hug it out