critical based theory

bassist, guitarist, communist | proud "judeo-bolshevik" ✡︎ | 21 | he/him

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imagine getting rocked by the dancing guy from 2009

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holy shit matt didn't even land a single hit lmfaooooooo

[MIS @MISwasTaken]

"That was the fastest speed run I've seen in boxing"
- @MoistCr1TiKaL

#creatorclash

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@glbtcentral cry and seethe

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apparently zionists think palestinians have the magic JFK bullets

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@BernieBankers @isaiah_bb just slip them in your carry-on, the flight attendants aren't searching anyone

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"and she even cooks me pancakes / and gives me alka-seltzer when my tummy aches" this song is full of wack lines

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@spinnerscircle @TippyAngle @shomaristone @HC_Richardson @ciciadams @NBCNews K-9 handlers train the dogs to give a hit on the handler's signal (like a foot tap) so cops can raid them without probable cause

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@glbtcentral i'm literally jewish lmao that line won't work on me

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@yungparenti there are plenty of secular jews and unitarian christians, but i've literally never seen a mormon that wasn't completely indoctrinated

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mormons are insane. when i was 15 living in utah, i was in a van with a mormon kid and i asked him (genuinely) if he's heard of The Book Of Mormon and he instantly decked me in the back of the head

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"book of mormon" the play, not the actual book of mormon

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@JDVANCE2022 @Thoop1990 @baronichitas hey remind me of the first line of that martin neimoller poem

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so many hard lines in this song

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Too Many Puppies by Primus is actually a dope antiwar song from a band that mostly writes goofy songs about tripping

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"too many puppies are trained not to bark / at the sight of blood that must be spilled / so we can protect our oil fields"

banger

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@Black24Payne according to tucker, he actually applied for the cia but (allegedly) he didn't make it in, and his dad suggested journalism because it's easier

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thug's lawyer is named "brian steel" that man is doing life. drop him and go find a Goldman

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just found out Tom Macdonald wrote Whiteboy bc someone called him a "mayo monkey" on twitter lmfaoooo

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@Thoop1990 @baronichitas this is a picture of ukrainian communists 7 years before the russian invasion, captured by (you guessed it) Azov. this has been going on for years

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@SAMOYEDWAVE playing with animals on molly is one of the great joys of life