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Out here moving colors cuz it's hard af to get that 9-5 smh

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@BoneDad84292879 kill two stones with one bird: cocktails and muscle milk; cockmilk

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Soak in CBD oil at least 30 minutes every week to keep your skin smooth and your moves rElAxEd

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@BoneDad84292879 I'm all for fun but keep your weird fetish to yourself

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Dont forget to hit all the main food groups to stay healthy: green vegetables, orange vegetables, white vegetables, and pasta.

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If potatoes = vegetables and vegetables = healthy, then are french fries healthy? 👀

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@BoneDad84292879 You get your man's prego. Best watch out. . @theclokwrkelves

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@theclokwrkelves @BoneDad84292879 Leave me out of this. . . you can have the dadbone

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I like to eat 30 apples every 29th of the month so that I wont see the doctor for the coming month. Highly recommended by doctors.

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New research says spicey food can make the heart healthier, so get out there and eat your hot cheetos!

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@theclokwrkelves may the elves rise tonight

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@BoneDad84292879 How would you know

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Did you know that 2 vitamin tablets and 1 bottle of vitamin water have the same exact amount of vitamins. Make the switch today!