Somebody’s son

I need friends

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

Uber eats:
Food: $13
Service fee: $4
Delivery fee: $9
Total: $279

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

If she takes an hour to answer during peyi lock focus on yourself king

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

@FitoBraun @DJK9_ @nbraun Should of been a show🤧 too many characters+ storyline to shove in a movie. Could have been the next game of thrones space edition🤣

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

If you grew up in haiti you probably had a small white dog like this at some point.
Don’t even know the breed.
Just vibes

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

There is no sexy way to chase a beer pong ball

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

Some of y’all really be reposting someone’s repost of your post

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

How you posting your iwatch calories burned everyday but still getting fatter

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

*stop crying bro it’s just a movie*

The movie:

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

@mynamenikoo @marekjoseph13 Who’s your mashed potatoes plug?? Hmu I gotchu

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

Top 3 most pointless things ever:

1) the Haitian government

2) chewing mashed potatoes

3) forwarding her her own pic in the dm’s writing “😍😍😍”

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

What is the source of all kidnappings in haiti?

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

Joe Biden on his 87th day as president

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

Why do women give compliments when insulting each other?

Guys: fuck u and ur whole bitch ass family bruh

Girls: anyway sweetie nothing but blessings your way✌🏻ill be praying for you and your mental health 🥰❤️ have a blessed life love😘😘🙏🏻

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

Mans posted 2 pics of DiCaprio and thought we wouldn’t notice

[Dj Bullet @DjBulletHaiti]

I dont even see it ! Tuips

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

Bitches will post a pic at the gym then head straight to the plastic surgeon

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

Twitter relationships are weirdly special. Like jumelle likes all my tweets but he doesn’t even tell me happy birthday @htdirilokal

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

I have shit ton of jeans but I have no jeans idk if that makes sense

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

@staziasbadjokes Man or woman,
There’s a crazy bitch in all of us😂

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

If she taking long to answer but her snapscore is over 100k just know she ignoring your ass

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

@DJK9_ 😂😂😂

[Somebody’s son @pilorge94]

The “I haven’t been to haiti a day in my life” starter pack

- has 🇭🇹 in their bio

- “Zoe” “509” or “haitian” in their @

- thinks Jessiewoo is funny