Brian Taylor

Dad, husband, drone flyer, soccer fan, home automation nut. Tweets are mine and not my employers. Use my Tesla referral link:

[Brian Taylor @pilotboy72]

@Tesla Any chance of seeing the new visualizations brought to 2024 Model Y’s with AMD?

[World Cup Out Of Context @WorldCup__26]

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[Brian Taylor @pilotboy72]

@JoJoFromJerz Probably because TOBY (The Orange BoY) is getting a kickback from Iran but not from pediatric cancer research. Just a thought.

[A DOG~ @StillADog]

Priorities

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
5. “You know, in Alabama, we’re now legally married.”
6. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
7. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
8. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
9. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!
10. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
11. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”

And the best one of all..
12. “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?”

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

There are two types of Trump supporters.
1)Millionaires/Billionaires
2)Idiots
Check your bank account to see which one you are.

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

That UFC event was probably a huge deal to guys whose moms are also their aunts

[Brian Taylor @pilotboy72]

https://t.co/1Uj6cGhIo2

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Here’s what really happened.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

They did, it was called America

[RG | BEATS @DR_BEATS_KICK]

Can you rt this? Maybe we can make a difference

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

100 fucking percent.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Just a reminder, President Zelensky was a comedian before becoming the president. Stephen Colbert, your move.

[Tweeti @tweeti7560]

I will miss him. He is a wonderful, kind person.....

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

Who is with Stephen? ✋

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

“There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.”