Kristine Sailors

pet kitties and spend fiddies.
#iwannabeaninfluencerbaby

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

Woah, I’m back from the dead. This app has changed a lot. lol. Thanks Elon 🙄

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

I am just a sad girl who wants to be an influencer and make millions.

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

Bro I found out I hang.

[m🌕🌑n @Stinky_Dinky17]

i have to prove to josh that i can hang

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

Wow..being on this account is a blast from the past....

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

Lord knows you have.

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

Not fair I want to party with SeX DeMOnS 😕😭🍆

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

The cheese doesn’t pull out on you.

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

Haha lets get drunk and I’ll let you fuck my ear

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

They’d call me Snartha Newport.

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

I could be the Martha Stewart of the ghetto.

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

What is crack-a- lacking?
Really what is crack lacking? 🤔

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

“Did you text someone?”

“Yeah my alarm clock I said 4:40 motherfucker don’t be late.”

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

My life is a constant mess and I’m always crying.

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

Tie me up with Christmas lights, while I suck on your bells. #MerryChristmas #HappyDecember 🎄

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

My hair conditioner is mainly seamen based.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human seems to think. only one of us can fit on a chair. but what they always fail to consider. is if we were stacked on top of each other

[Banjo @archedbog42]

Been dead for a while but I'm back.

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

More shit, that’s just how life is dude.

[m🌕🌑n @Stinky_Dinky17]

“I thought the windmills made the wind”

[Kristine Sailors @pimp_dadyy]

Why do we waterboard our baby’s to make god happy?