halaldonjulio

speak english, kiss french| To be cringe is to be free

[halaldonjulio @pimp_lucious__]

Η αγάπη σου δεν θα σε χάσει ποτέ, ό,τι είναι γραφτό, πάντα θα είναι❤️.

[Yay Toon Day @yay_tunes]

Stolen Vehicle Alert 🚨
Plate number: KWL705DR

Taken at @Providusunity , Lobito, Wuse 2 Abuja …Grey Hyundai Elantra (tinted windows, silver rims) ..Please keep an eye out and report if seen 🙏

Kindly share someone might spot it. 🙏.. please help RT 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[cutie @briekii]

Im not photogenic so i don’t bother

[Shoeslutz @Shoeslutz69]

Legs straight Sex in these Balenciagas

[Olówóofújà//FVC @DaranijoSaalim]

🚨NIGERIANS PLEASE COME TO OUR AID 🚨

Our Friend Quadri has been diagnosed with stage 5 kidney failure and is in Urgent Need for a Transplant.

Kindly Help us Save this young man life, He has a bright future ahead of him 💔💔

Acct No: 3092862929
Acct Name: Mohammed Funmilayo

[wise fool. @satizzlestmg]

I’ve always considered myself a wise fool. I’m very aware, very observant, very intelligent and somehow still capable of doing the dumbest shit imaginable. Life is my art I guess.

[kpoffman @6ryte]

New iPhone so expensive niggas couldn't even realistically make their annual sex for phone jokes

[AEI @assumpta_idaka]

I’m asking the internet to do something scary:

*Please Take a chance on me*

My name is Assumpta. I’m a Nigerian creative writer living with cerebral palsy, and I’ve spent my entire life learning how to pursue opportunities in a world that doesn’t always make room for my body

[𝔍𝔭𝔫 ☥ @jpnmightbegod]

Afrohemian

[🎚️ @Stilloxygen]

All this chatter about the iPhone duo took me back to all the folding we did… we’re so much better as a duo, text me bae. xo.

[halaldonjulio @pimp_lucious__]

Na all of Una be baby daddy, Oga o

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This is a general hospital in Taraba state. The hospital is called Jibu General Hospital, Wukari, Taraba state.

These are patients sleeping and receiving treatments on a mat on a floor inside the the same General Hospital, Wukari, Taraba state.

Nigerian politicians are heartless animals.

[geriberry @smethngclever]

All the "the internet ruined dating" discourse focuses on apps and ghosting etc. I feel like no one talks about how constant access to men's thoughts and opinions changes how people view potential partners before they even meet them.

[jay @thmsnxn]

please read and share 🙏

my friend's sister was kidnapped yesterday. they're demanding ₦18m before 3pm today for her release 💔

please, in whatever way you can. retweets, prayers, or support. we're asking for anything at all

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

I LOVE BEING IN BED!!!!!!!! oh boy i’m sooo cozy it’s sooooo comfortable here i like my blankets i love bedtime

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

Clarity? I like am gan! I’ll ask and ask till it makes sense to me.

[Big Jord. @StatsbyJordan]

Wisely o
Unwisely o

Money just dey finish,
+234 useless mehn!

[unc still got it @uncgotitstill]

I make movies myself, i’m the cast and crew

[halaldonjulio @pimp_lucious__]

Ebina

[AM Ngidda @AYNgidda]

Says the women who can't cook for their husbands friends who drop by unannounced.

Lol... your generation flexes ungraciousness like a badge of honor.

[Mayo @Mayo_o1111]

hope bolapsd drops deodorant soon so some of you niggas start using it finally

[DOHS Cares Foundation @DOHScares]

TW ⚠️Femicide!
Ibrahim Sodiq Aka "Alfa Eleran" macheted his 25 yr old wife, Kehinde Onizeokaranaga to death in Ado Ekiti.
She did the right thing: She left when she noticed his violence streak, but he still followed her up and killed her, because he felt owed her body and life🧵