Snackary

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

Every time I manage to pee inside the toilet bowl

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@shrimpgodzeus I just see all these SJWs treat men like shit and then wanna be put on a pedestal

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I hate it when women get free drinks from men and say “omg yaaas slay” but god forbid a woman even split a check for a date because it’s so unfair

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Women aren’t objects but men sure as hell ain’t credit cards or free drinks at the bar

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@JacobWorlds @shrimpgodzeus Jacob wins because he made me laugh

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Some of you never had your friends pee on you in the shower in high school and it really shows

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@shrimpgodzeus @JacobWorlds Jokes on you. The day a friend takes a shitbin’s side is a cold day in hell

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My girlfriend won’t talk to me because I dismantled her fort of my freshly dried laundry