I can’t post on instagram all the time because I can only post when I get sexier.
Right now I’m still as sexy as I was in my last post and that’s not okay. I have to get even more sexy so I can post again and everyone can gag
I really need Mariah the scientist to gather all the people that look like her in a music video in a laboratory and pretend she’s cloning them and they malfunction and the song is about how a man keeps trying to find her in all his replacements but she’ll always be the original.