Jake

quick math

[Jake @pimpsntricks]

@ZedNilm1 spyflow

[Zed @ZedNilm1]

this is how you stop guessing what your competitors are doing

gethookd lets you spy on ad accounts and see what’s actually moving

which brands are scaling
which niches are heating up
which products are getting volume
which creatives are dying

you can literally see a brand go from 2 ads to 69k+ ads in a few months

that’s not research

that’s a market signal

i put together the competitor spying workflow i use to find products, angles, and ad accounts worth modeling

rt + comment "spyflow" and i’ll send it
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[Jake @pimpsntricks]

@HeyOz_AI REPLACE

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@ZedNilm1 copypatterns

[Zed @ZedNilm1]

You’re right — this is the correct formatting:

i analyzed 295 native ads doing $10k/day across ugly but profitable niches

pets
fungus
health
beauty

all pulled with gethookd api + mcp

and the funny part is most of them are not creative genius

they just repeat the same copy patterns over and over

problem callout
weird mechanism
proof stack
fear angle
simple before/after promise

i found 10 copy patterns they keep using

and put them into one swipe file so you can plug your own product into them fast

rt + comment "copypatterns" and i’ll send it
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[Jake @pimpsntricks]

@mikefutia STATICS

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@lorenzo_pravata skincare

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@Camicees BRIEFS

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@HenryCrochemore path

[Henry @HenryCrochemore]

$240k+/month funnels don’t sell on the first click
they qualify attention with a quiz first

the ad builds curiosity with an unexpected visual
authority feels natural before the pitch even starts

the click doesn’t go to a product page
it goes to a short quiz that segments intent

age, goal, situation — simple inputs only
the result feels personalized instead of generic

ad creates intrigue
quiz builds involvement
offer feels tailored and easier to accept

this structure works because users choose their path
and that small action increases conversion later

i mapped the full quiz flow behind this setup

rt + comment “path” and i’ll send it
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[Jake @pimpsntricks]

@ZedNilm1 vsl

[Zed @ZedNilm1]

$310k+/month offers aren’t sending traffic straight to checkout

they send people into a VSL that does the selling for them

the ad grabs attention with a strong pain angle
but the real conversion happens inside the video

long-form storytelling
clear problem explanation
authority + mechanism before the pitch

instead of forcing a fast sale
the VSL builds belief step by step

that’s why this structure works so well

the ad creates curiosity
the VSL educates and reframes
the offer feels like the logical next step

most advertisers stop at the creative
smart brands build the full video journey after the click

i broke down the exact VSL funnel structure behind this style

rt + comment “vsl” and i’ll send it
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[Amin @eCom_Amin]

quiz funnels are a $1M+ GOLDMINE for anybody running ads on google/meta

and after co-scaling my jewelry brand to 8-figures with these funnels i’m giving away EVERYTHING i know about them

like + comment “QUIZ” and i’ll shoot you 83-pages of quiz sauce

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[Jake @pimpsntricks]

@eCom_Amin QUIZ

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@georgesttock GEMINI

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@thedennis Arcads Audit

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@mikefutia SORA

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@Nate_Google_ ads

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@markoscales Zuck

[Marko Sekulic @markoscales]

I collect Ecom advertorials like rich people collect watches.

Today I swiped 27 fresh Advertorials being scaled on Meta as we speak.

Want it?

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