shpongle are you serious

don’t let the hard days win

[777 @dessszn]

so sexy of me to keep going

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

“no one is coming to save y-“ the universe will literally rearrange itself for me, please

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

This you dipshit?

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

Me at war, in a corner sharing memes because I ran out of bullets

[Jett ♛ @iky_fwjett]

i hate old people man. “i was in the war” congratulations. i’m gonna be in the next one and they have laser beams now

[Jett ♛ @iky_fwjett]

imagine losing access to my laugh, my weird questions, my uplifting reminders, the way i see life, the depth of my conversations, my spark and most of all, my love and presence

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

i love it when a woman knows that life will turn out so good no matter what. i love a goddess who is aware of her divine right to have a beautiful life.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

yo what the FUCK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard because I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

till DISRESPECT do us part.

[ɴ. 𖤐👻 @luvblessingz]

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

[★ @thematrixwizard]

Gm 🌞

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this

[niy @luuvniya]

gatekeepin myself cause i don’t like how y’all make me feel fr

[Andrea @DreaNicole_]

Agreed.

[Alexis @hialexis_]

Man I told these 23 year old girlies I was 28 last night and they went “whaaaat you look so gooood!” yeah bro I’m 28😭😭😭😭😭omg lmaooo

[💞 @lowkeyenergy_]

These the type of people i need to get drunk with.

[m @B0YCOMPUTER]

i like when mr krabs calls him spongeboymebob

[♰ @reeceollld]

if im eavesdropping on your convo & i hear sum funny im gonna laugh with yall idc.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Sometimes when I feel myself getting super flustered I say “Calm down, little mama” in an Elvis voice & it kinda helps