piñaughty

Hit me the right way and get showered with gifts.

2terms2genders2scoops-too bad.

Turn-offs: nose rings and armpit hair

Turn-ons: armpit rings and nose hairs

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The reason ID is banned in California (and New York) elections is to enable large-scale fraud.

When you combine no ID and mail-in voting, fraud is de facto legalized.

[piñaughty @pinaughty]

@dqzlllovefree When you order extra spicy in the restaurant really delivers

[piñaughty @pinaughty]

@eb1234568998765 Zakenayo

[piñaughty @pinaughty]

@elonmusk But India's "fertilizer" continues to increase

[piñaughty @pinaughty]

@elonmusk From Mariachi to Mars

[piñaughty @pinaughty]

@RadioGenoa What 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 she eat?

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer.

He destroyed the mayor’s house, the judge’s house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property.

Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate 🎊

[piñaughty @pinaughty]

@ZombieSlay26 Being anti-semitic is one thing, but doing it with a Lucky Charms accent while looking like Isaac from Children of the Corn is crazy.

[NukeTaco ™️🇺🇸 @TacoforFive1]

This is for all of you that want homemade bread but don’t have the time for sourdough.

[piñaughty @pinaughty]

@GutsR3v3ng3 a madman shooting
video of
a madman shooting
a gun

[piñaughty @pinaughty]

@wilding_gyres What a rip off! She paid too much, and whoever heard of a mobile knife sharpener where you have to go to him?!

[piñaughty @pinaughty]

@wilding_gyres " I'm glad I didn't get arrested."
Do I sense foreshadowing?

[Imágenes Históricas @HistorieEnFotos]

No busques explicaciones científicas, es simplemente el universo divirtiéndose a nuestra costa.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[piñaughty @pinaughty]

@Natural_Loser1 @yungjay_01 There's another show that does the same thing...a reality show, it's called...Earth.

[piñaughty @pinaughty]

@yungjay_01 Don't people in new york ever clean? All the locks and light switches look like this in every movie and show.

[piñaughty @pinaughty]

@Chimpnnout Held back threepeat!

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@WCVB Pull him up before he sucks up the whole lake!