Amithyste9

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

[Amithyste9 @Pinderhews]

@BuzzPatterson And now you have neither.

[Amithyste9 @Pinderhews]

@WhiteHouse How is TFG gonna take *billions* for a Board of Peace and then turn around and start a war??

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

"Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

Golden Age of America? Turnaround for the ages?

Trump is like a punch-drunk boxer. Swinging and missing at addressing our nation’s most pressing issues.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump’s lies last night don’t change the fact that inflation is up, unemployment is up, and the Epstein Class are getting richer while being shielded from justice by Donald Trump and the Republicans. The sycophants cheered, but the emperor has no clothes.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.

His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.

Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

YOU HAVE TO GIVE DONALD TRUMP CREDIT. THE MAN REFUSES TO QUIT LOSING.

DON'T GIVE UP, DONALD. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU LOST. WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU PICK YOURSELF UP AND LOSE AGAIN.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

U.S. President, Donald Trump, a real Loser, says he represents America while he's sexting Putin on his Chinese phone from his Qatar jet flying to open a hotel in Saudi Arabia. It's hard to root for a POS POTUS who hates us. Our Olympians represent America. Trump represents Trump.

[Amithyste9 @Pinderhews]

@lavern_spicer I do love America. That means I don't have to accept the bullshit of this administration because America has always been greater without Donny and his ilk.

[Amithyste9 @Pinderhews]

@LauraLoomer @NRSC I'm gonna tell Daddy whaaaaaaaaaa

[Amithyste9 @Pinderhews]

@JDVance You don't know what you're doing. It's almost like you're deliberately trying to make the situation worse.

[Amithyste9 @Pinderhews]

@WhiteHouse WTF?

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Dear Mr. Trump,

Please let this letter serve to represent that the Board of Breathtakingly Awesome People Who Stay Awake at Meetings is withdrawing its invitation to you joining the prestigious Board of Leaders Who Know That Iceland is Not Greenland.

Love,
Gavin The Magnificent

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

All America had to do was elect the qualified competent woman in 2016 but y'all were too sexist.

All America had to do was elected the qualified competent black woman in 2024 but y'all were too racist.

[Amithyste9 @Pinderhews]

@mistressdivy I've harnessed the Sands of Time to liberate my kingdom of Persia.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

All those words when he could’ve just said: fuck your health care and your grocery bills. Get a third job, peasant.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Getting a bruise from a handshake sounds pretty beta to me

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Trump is a weak mob boss — desperate to maintain his power.

Pathetic he has to threaten to starve children and rip grandma’s health care away to rig the midterms.

[Amithyste9 @Pinderhews]

@FoxNews

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Asleep at the wheel. A weak, failing president cannot be expected to save the economy.