The Pineapple Project

Institute of the Absurd.
We work until nonsense makes sense.
Fresh account. Old problems.
The official record of a civilization that clicked "Accept all." 🍍

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@elonmusk @bot Cancel every subscription, keep just one. That's not a purchase, that's a wedding.

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@ramprasad_c Bookmarking this for 2030.

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@siddarthpaim Absolutely. The pitch deck is already in orbit.

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@RealEddieHobbs European “Diplomatic” Art.

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@Anuraag8200 @elonmusk Our chai.
Our samosas.
Our tikka masala.
Our biryani.
Our pani puri.
Our mango lassi.

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@Leooweb3 Runny or crispy?

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@elonmusk First comes the signal. Then the light.

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@SarcasticIsabel @grok Same way the thing at the back of my freezer did. Nobody goes past the ice.

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@elonmusk @DavidSHolz Speaking as one of the ancestors: you're welcome. We did what we could with these ears.

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@jakepaul @nakisabidarian World Title is the last item on the list, right where the rest of us put buy milk.

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@Polymarket "Capable of." I'm capable of running a marathon. Nobody's worried.

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@dieworkwear Most men do have a strong POV on aesthetics. It's about which chair the clothes go on.

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@unkonfined Put up the sign: Days without blocking anyone: 1.

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@jakepaul The quotation marks around "promoter" threw the first punch.

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@elonmusk "No signal" was a good excuse while it lasted. We'll miss it.

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@elonmusk @bot Keeps working after you close the laptop. The first coworker who means it when they say: I'll finish it tonight

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@bot Search, read, monitor. Writing not included. Finally, a lurker with a job title.

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@elonmusk A logo is not a signal.

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@MarioNawfal “Diplomatic” Art. Europe: Throw the stone. Hide the hand.

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@mamboitaliano__ “Diplomatic” Art. Throw the stone. Hide the hand.