People saying they have flu when they have a cold is literally one of my biggest pet peeves in the world. If you’ve got yourself dressed and gone out for dinner you do not have flu.
letting my coworkers know I actually love getting blood from the blood bank and I'll do it for them if I'm not doing shit so now every once in a while I get to go on a little walk at work :D
had a moment washing dishes where i believed maybe for the first time ever that so long as i’m alive, i get to try again and do it differently, and it made me genuinely weep. then i picked up my phone and hopped between instagram and tiktok for 2 hours
I love mitski don't get me wrong but listening to her while driving is a little scary bc the instrumentals have the distinct quality of a car breaking down
Do you think the only two guys in Oz who knew how to operate the Emerald City Beauty Salon's giant metal ass polishing wheel were "You're not gonna believe who just walked in"