Carnivorous Plant Posting

I'm turning this account into a plant blog now lol and lmao

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What if I just post a bunch of plants and become a plant blog? Would people still love me?

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The traps remove all the water inside, by flushing it out the trap's walls, creating a vacuum inside. When bugs move past the front of the trap, they strike trigger hairs, which tell the plant to open a trapdoor, which, due to the pressure inside the trap, sucks up the bug 2/2

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Utricularia Bisquamata, a southern African bladderwort I have in my collection.

Utricularia have tiny traps under ground that suck up microorganisms that move past it. Their traps are the fastest natural mechanism on the planet, with a speed of around half a millisecond 1/2

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@TommyAtkinsle @witchyposting @aniobrien @Glinner Also I'm objectively far hotter than that greasy troll

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@TommyAtkinsle @witchyposting @aniobrien @Glinner If you wanna insult me, maybe don't block me directly after. It makes you look like a pussy

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Who up willying they willy

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Rare boletus W?

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Omg.... it's ME

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A deal's a deal

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@ace32865427 @iluvcats2002 @CryingFr0g

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I am become inactive, destroyer of my presence

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@bungusposting @ace32865427 I like to add twine to my books to prevent the pages from getting all messed up in my bag, and it just looks funky on antique books like the bible pictured

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Bible acquired, thanks @pinebolete

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@ace32865427 No problem bestie

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Btw I post more on @witchpentacle

Please follow me there

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"Look guys! I did a funny face! Funny face funny haha! You can laugh now! It's funny!"

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It's shocking to see him all grown up