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tweeting into the void / bucks / trees / ☭

[souper @pineconeluver]

Cracked some eggs into my pot roast for breakfast…Midwest shakshuka 👩‍🍳🤌

[souper @pineconeluver]

Scent memory is wild…Walked into a local pub and for some reason was immediately was transported back to working at Stonefly Brewing 12 years ago for the worst people in the world.

[souper @pineconeluver]

Please do the wave at my funeral

[souper @pineconeluver]

Watching Game 1 of the NBA finals at a Japanese sushi bar in Portland with a bunch of random dudes like god intended

Work trips are such a thin space lol

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

"YOU CAN CRITICIZE THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT, YOU CAN CRITICIZE THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT ALL DAY, EVERY DAY BUT YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE THE ISRAELI GOVERNMENT" - Hasan delivering a truth nuke about Western countries defending Israel. They defend Israel more than their own countries.

[souper @pineconeluver]

Asked someone on public transit to move their phone call off of speakerphone!

Everyone clap for me

[souper @pineconeluver]

It’s crazy that they didn’t clarify if Uribe was suspended for the # of pumps or thrusting in general

[Daniel McAdams @DanielLMcAdams]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

He gets a ballroom. An Arch. A new reflecting pool. 10 billion directly into his pocket from taxpayers. Billions from special interests seeking favors and pardons.

What has America gotten? Tariffs, a new war, higher gas prices, inflation.

Truly a golden age.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump had one of his worst mental health episodes yet last night, posting over 55 times in 3 hours. Here is the list:

10:15 PM - Accuses Obama of attempting a coup in 2016
10:15 PM - Says Obama worked with CIA to overthrow Trump
10:15 PM - Reposts tweet saying Obama is a “traitor” and that he should be arrested
10:22 PM - Attacks dominion voting systems for 2020 election saying they switched votes
10:22 PM - Says Fulton County, GA had their 2020 fraud exposed (there was none)
10:23 PM - Accuses Obama of personally making $120 million from Obamacare (wtf?)
10:23 PM - Cites quack lawyer Sidney Powell on the 2020 election
10:24 PM - Posts fake JFK Jr account that says Obama wiretapped Trump Tower
10:27 PM - Demands Senator Mark Kelly resign
10:29 PM - Claims neither Biden nor Harris were in charge of the Biden admin
10:29 PM - Attacks Fulton County, GA again
10:29 PM - Posts Fox News clip of Rep Ro Khanna
10:30 PM - Demands Jack Smith be arrested
10:30 PM - Accuses Obama, Clinton, and Comey of treason
10:39 PM - Reposts a tweet from a MAGA account saying they have secret intel proving Clinton and Obama committed crimes
10:39 PM - Reposts a MAGA tweet saying Hillary Clinton should be sent to Haiti
10:40 PM - Says the DOJ is “working hard” to arrest his enemies for treason
10:40 PM - Reposts a tweet attacking his own DOJ and Todd Blanche for no arrests of political enemies
10:40 PM - Posts a TikTok video of people stealing from a convenience store
10:41 PM - Posts a TikTok of someone taking a Door Dash order
10:41 PM - accuses Obama, John Brennan, and Clinton of sedition and treason again
10:42 PM - Posts a video of a man on CCTV footage knocking over food a waiter was carrying
10:47 PM - Calls Obama the “most DEMONIC FORCE” in American politics
10:47 PM - Posts a tweet from Mike Flynn saying 2020 election wasn’t fair
10:49 PM - Attacks Dominion again claiming they stole the 2020 election (it wasn’t)
10:51 PM - Reposts a fake Charlie Kirk account that claimed Obama blocked Hillary Clinton from being prosecuted
10:53 PM - Claims Obama was part of Hillary Clinton’s emails in some way
11:28 PM - Claims a senior Democrat just testified under oath that Senator Adam Schiff leaked classified information
1:13 AM - Attacks the New York Times for reporting on the reflecting pool

This man is clearly not well.

[La Mode Unknown @LaModeUnknown]

The look of ✨️Madonna✨️ inspired by 'The Temptation Of St. Anthony. Fragment II' by Leonora Carrington (1945) at Met Gala.🪡

[souper @pineconeluver]

These posts bring me so much joy 💚💚 love to see you leave 💚💚💚

[Brandi Kruse @BrandiKruse]

Just got this video from a family leaving the home in Washington state where they raised their children. Leaving for Arizona. One of many. I hope @MayorofSeattle and @GovBobFerguson are proud of themselves.

[souper @pineconeluver]

People crave a bus

[Nahuel Hilal @nahuelhilal]

Yesterday I drove my @tesla 900 miles on FSD from Miami to Nashville and I realized it’s genuinely the better option.

I fly that route 2 to 3 times a month. Flights are never under $400. Most times $600. Sometimes $800.

Add Uber to and from both airports, or parking garage fees. Then factor in the delays, the cancellations, the security theater, the chaos, the guy next to you who hasn’t met deodorant yet.

On the other hand: I pack healthy snacks, press one button, and the car just goes.

I took calls. Replied to emails. FaceTimed my family. Ate without pulling over. Did everything I normally do on a travel day, except none of the stuff that makes travel days miserable.

My biggest concern going in was range and charging. Here’s what actually happened:

My bladder needed one extra stop the car didn’t even suggest. Most charging stops were under five minutes. Total cost for the whole trip was less than just the uber to the airport.

And this was the base model Y.
Now I’m thinking I should get something comfier and just make this the default.

[souper @pineconeluver]

“What do you do” is way more D.C. coded

[moons @moonsandhues]

very taboo to ask people “what do you do” in nyc unless it’s somehow related to the conversation

[souper @pineconeluver]

Insane that Joey Ortiz walks up to “Dear Maria” by All Time Low

[souper @pineconeluver]

This is DRAG honey

[souper @pineconeluver]

This is condo living

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

They should invent home ownership for people who don’t care about the value of their asset but just want to live in a house.

[᪗ loooove 🩵 ꢆ @loooovepo]

The Polar Bear in the Bookshelves

[souper @pineconeluver]

@vegasstarfish @AlaskaAir I had much better luck texting them at 820-08

[souper @pineconeluver]

Got connected to an AI agent by @bestwestern who then sent me to another AI agent when I asked for a real person. I haaaaate this decaying society we live in