Giusy

Sardinia in my heart, 🌊
Umbria in my eyes 🌿

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise Ma soprattutto....dove li vedo tutti?!?! YouTubo? Pagine Insta sparpagliate? Ne hanno fatto uno speciale di SkySport?

[Giusy @pinedda]

@beatandlove Bandiera della Lazio?

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise Sto aspettando questo 29 maggio da...bho, non lo so

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise Garraaaa

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise Bello tutto, la rivedrò stasera. Cos' è la gatta? 😝💖

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise Io avrei semplicemente scritto: scivola,vola,atterra,schiaccia,domina&regna. Il tuo "vocabolario", tecnico ma limpido, rende tutto bello, magico e affascinante 💖💖💖

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise What a time to be a tennis stan!
😍😍😍😍

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise @alebaccio Da "capra" io ho sempre avuto questa sensazione. Secondo me Carlo sta vivendo una fase di grande lavorìo e logorio dell'animo, perché finché c'era Juanki "a fare il villain" si era in qualche modo convinto che davvero potesse ottenere quegli stessi risultati "a su manera"

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise Che gioia 💖🥹

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise Oh cavolo ho resistito solo i primi game del primo set prima di crollare inesorabilmente,ma le vibes che avevo raccolto erano queste...ma essendo ancora "new to the game" non ci avevo voluto credere! Excellent, excellent

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise Ti prego voglio essere tua amicaaaaaa

[insopportabile @insopportabile]

Tutto è precipitato quando ci hanno convinti che guadagnare danaro e non conoscenza significasse avere successo.
[su l'ennesimo ricco che con un incespicante italiano dall'alto di un patrimonio ereditato ci dispensa lezioni di vita, l'ennesima prova del degrado che viviamo.]

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise @A64radice We're sooooooo back!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍 Manifesting tutti I santi che preservino anche per questa stagione la tua mente affilata e la tua penna pronta....sempre siano lodate!! ❤️

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise @danzaspada Quale video? 🫣

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise @CorSport Sempre on point ❤️

[Giusy @pinedda]

@eleonora_aloise @danimon71 Mi consola che, pur essendo una novizia del baraccone (dalle 5 ore e mezza del RG, quasi non mi pare possibile 😅) appena ho letto la notizia ho pensato (come te): "bhe si capiva chiaramente vendendo "A mi manera"...daje, qualcosa sto iniziando a capire allora!! 🤣

[Giusy @pinedda]

@beatandlove Perché non hai ancora visto quant' è piccola la sua cameretta, causa collezione sneakers ha a malapena posto per lui per dormire 🤪

[Giusy @pinedda]

Che penna, che penna!!!

[eajo @eeajjo]

Jannik Sinner Turin GF Recap:

Yeah, sex is good, but have you ever watched Fox Boy win the last trophy of the year with a first serve held together by spit and a prayer?

Jannik won his first service point, and the crowd cheered like they were a live “stop the count” meme.

Early on, there was a medical emergency. It was at a tense, pressure point in the game……. so naturally, Sincaraz smiled, nodded, and launched into a cheerful yapathon at the net. Unfortunately, they didn’t have any coffee and cake, or we could have spent the 10min delay playing spot the difference between them and a local ladies’ book club.

Fox Boy hit a RIDICULOUS backhand winner that had Bee Man reacting like 😚, because the pre-match tactics from both teams was clearly to make the final one continuous GIF generator.

The ginger wanted to ensure his fans’ blood pressure readings were hospital admission worthy, so despite his rival misplacing a hamstring, he gave up a set point, and a first serve, at 6-5. Whilst BP monitors around Italy were flatlining, he then casually pulled a 187km/h second serve from his shorts pocket. As Shakespeare (and Rob Koenig) wrote, “Clutchness, thy name is Jannik”.

Like Beetlejuice, if you say “tiebreak” three times, Darth Sinner appears on your tennis court.
Little Miss Variety also popped her head in, but got stage fright when she saw the crowd size, and netted a drop shot even Jannik’s step-dog son could have made.
Luckily, she got a pep talk from Darth Sinner, and executed two picture-perfect lobs, to close out the tiebreak and the set.
Papa Darren and Vagno stood and applauded, and pretended they hadn’t shaved years off their lives with the “Variety is fun!” phase.

Despite solid percentages for the first set, Jannik pulled a Rachel McAdams in The Vow, bumped his head at the set changeover, and said confusedly, “The last time I remember playing tennis is the USO, so who the hell are you?!” to his first serve.
During this amnesia spell, he also forgot you need two sets to win a match, and allowed himself to get broken for the first time all week.
Vagno merely sighed and set a reminder to borrow “Serving for Dummies” from the library again.

Luckily, the establishment couldn’t bear the idea of their golden boy losing. They quickly intervened and repainted the white lines to ensure a shanked return landed perfectly in, and the ginger could break back.

Mid-set, the king of drop shots unusually mistimed one into the net. The very next point, his court jester poked his tongue out, and executed a perfect one. Yes, we’ve officially entered a parallel universe where, by the sheer power of chilling malevolence, Fox Boy can out drop Bee Man.

Jannik’s first serve continued to play hide and seek - without the seek - for the rest of the match. He saved another break point, and immediately put his finger to his ear. The move remains as natural as pineapple on pizza, but it still featured in Turin’s “Things that make you go awww”, right next to FAA’s ballkid mascot.

Finally, after 2hr15mins, the carrot brought up match point on Carlos’ serve. Despite the traumatic Luigi images running through every fox fan’s mind, his new Zyrtec sponsorship delivered, and he converted his first chance.

The dads were ecstatic, the bald figure was bawling, and Ale-Alejandro was everyone’s mother filming the ceremony in landscape mode on his iPhone 6, because the 10,000 broadcast cameras just don’t have the same quality.

The Sincaraz speeches were the usual lovefest of, “I could never inspire Tennis Twitter to create homosexual rumours with another rival like I can with you”, and, “If I could choose anyone to humiliate the rest of the ATP tour with, I would choose you”.

With yet more millions in the bank, the ginger celebrated appropriately by literally showering in champagne, and carting his expensive trophy around like a sack of potatoes.

So, with one final “Ole, Ole, Sinner”, we say thank you…... to Brother Mark. 😉

FORZA. 🦊🧡

[Giusy @pinedda]

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