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[Dark Lords | Villains | Sith | Goblincore | Satire @darklordjournal]

Remember back when, if you had a legit complaint, a large company would reply on social media?

They were just lulling us into a false sense of security, knowing that, eventually, they could just fire their social staff and ignore us.

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"Sundown, you'd better take care
If I find you've been creepin' round my back stairs."

~Gordon Lightfoot

[Dark Lords | Villains | Sith | Goblincore | Satire @darklordjournal]

Nobody's forcing you to acquire, for example, one of my novels.

Because we're afraid of you.

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Pardon us. We are mourning the passage of our beloved #RustyMaeMoore.

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I quite like traffic lights.

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@ShannonAtDAWV Everyone.

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@whorewillow And hard to resist.

[Dark Lords | Villains | Sith | Goblincore | Satire @darklordjournal]

How a King charms a Dragon:

"Gold! As a bed unsurpassed.
Gold! A full hoard at last!
All the gold we have to spare
Minus fees, taxes, duties, depreciation, and certain fees, but why care?
Tonight, you sleep on comfortable iron-hard sacks of yellow metal. That’s fair."

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@newberg_sean Fear.

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Did you miss me?

[Orc Girl 🪓🧌 💚 @OrcGirlComic]

It's official! Orc Girl is going to be at #EvilExpo!
Come meet me at my booth! I'll be selling comics & official Orc Girl merchandise.
Tickets on sale now: https://t.co/JBwI4FN1mP

[Dark Lords | Villains | Sith | Goblincore | Satire @darklordjournal]

You are rebuilding. You castle is smaller, true, but built on a much firmer foundation without sitting on clouds of illusion. And, one must admit, seeing the discomfiture of one's enemies certainly is eminently satisfying.
~The Other Dark Lord

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@TheophanesAvery Still Doctor Who!

[Dark Lords | Villains | Sith | Goblincore | Satire @darklordjournal]

So @Pubbyreviews has now taken over $500 of my money and refused to provide services.

I am pretty sure they're aware of the people who are screaming on the Internet that I'm a "bad person", and they think they're immune.

This is depressing, so I'll send a funny pic.

[𝚍𝚛. 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚏 @saintsundere]

The nostalgia is real. Almost two years ago Andrew produced "Equality Can't Wait," the first vid I ever helped him with. Well... according to the Women's Soccer Team, Equality can keep waiting.

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"Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear."
-Alan Corenk

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"The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking."
~John Kenneth Galbraith

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Life gets weirder.

[Johnny DePalma @johnnydepalma]

Based on the brand-new book, “52 – A Tale of Loneliness” and inspired by the true story of the 52Hz whale, this animated short has been such a labor of love. Thank you so much, @pattonoswalt for helping me bring this story to life! https://t.co/he2M8vdUEO

[Liz Montaño, Author @NewsBizLizzy]

I LOVE reviews like this one on Kindle: "I can already see the movie poster, and I'm picking who should be the young lovestruck stars. If you are looking for a darkly romantic story ... you are definitely in the right place."
#WritingCommunity #IARTG
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