Chlorona ViRouse

27✨Bi 🏳️‍🌈 She/Her✨
Professional Body Piercer 🗡️& Aerial Hoop Instructor 🤸‍♀️

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I love you Klaus Hargreaves

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This fathers day my half sister posted about how fantastic my dad is even tho he abandoned her for 18 years and the man I called my dad for 7 years blocked me so yeah maybe you could say I have abandonment issues lol

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I feel a good "dealing with my problems with alcohol" coming on

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I've just found out that apparently pornstar martinis barely exist in America and honestly guys wtf

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Cried like a whole bunch the last couple days and one of the main reasons is bc I can't gym bc I gymed too close to the sun over a week ago and fucked my back up

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If I were to do a crime I would first learn how to rollerblade so I could get away real fast

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I introduced mum to the term "Genny Lec" and now she can't stop referring to it as that

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Fuck led Zeppelin get your tits out - @paige_stevens

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Man said you baby trapped him so he couldn't travel, man's free now, where man gone?

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"I can just find sperm anywhere" - @paige_stevens

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Today me and Chris drove up to our fave spot in cov, shared a @PapaJohns pizza, watched the sunset and went for a lil walk

Felt like we were in a lil teen movie 😭

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Can't be let down by a dad if I just have SPARES

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Having daddy issues means adopting any older man as a new dad as soon as they are just slightly nice and caring towards you

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I have loads of dads and some of them don't even know I've decided they're my dad now

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"nah that's the first thing I've heard about fallopian tubes that isn't the Filipino train system" - Chris Ayres

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"kids are like beyblades" - Chris Ayres

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Pirates but it's pronounced like Pilates

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@Morrisons @AmazonUK when are you restocking your protein pasta? It's been out of stock for so long and It's hindering my new year gains 😭 PLEASE 😭

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When I die, bury me in a baguette

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Successfully parallel parked today for the first time since passing my test 😂

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When I was like 7 maybe I went on holiday to the new forest and on the beach I found this really cool rock which was like kinda oblong shaped, red and porous and when you put it in water the rock got WARM and it's forever been the coolest rock I've ever found