Professor Pingosaurus

A dinosaur who masquerades as a Professor of Physics. Sings a bit. Open the door, get on the floor, everyone follow the PINGOSAUR. (she / her)

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

After nearly 5 months, 14 balls of wool, and quite a lot of swearing, I am delighted to say that my Persian Tiles - Eastern Jewels blanket is complete! #crochet 💕

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

Has anyone tried turning it off and back on again? #Microsoft

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

Dear Diary. I had a great first day as a developer at #Microsoft but I don’t seem to be very busy, no one has emailed me at all today.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

The fact that I am waiting for project partners to send letters of support by email, there’s a massive error in the grant costing and I can’t contact finance and I need all this done by COP today is doing wonders for my blood pressure.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@MoffStarbuck PLODDERS - absolutely howling. 😂😂😂😂

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

I have something very important to share.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@owenclark3 I sat there for ages just marvelling at the statue and the building.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

What a lovely day I had yesterday exploring Milan. A visit to the Duomo, a stop at La Scala, then lunch and onto Castello Sforza and the Michelangelo museum, then gelato before the airport.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@MoffStarbuck They are some very fine feet.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

Have you met France?

[Gustavo Veloso @g_vgouvea]

Não entendo os EUA. Ter uma amante derruba um CEO. Mas pedofilia não derruba o presidente?

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@chattyplatty Not the best photo but a live Frank update. She’s fat and happy and it’s makes me happy

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

I’m not saying I’ve had a day, but during a meeting a colleague messaged me and said “I think you should find a reason to step off this call and have a snack as you look like you’re about to kill someone or keel over” and fuck me she was right.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@1974PJM At this point if this is in your search history I’d be advocating to put you on a list.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

There is a collection of words here that I have never seen before and will die content if I never see again.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A curiosities museum in London has removed their display of Russell Brand’s pubic hair after he was convicted of rape and sexual assault:

“I took them straight off display and have no desire to hear his name again”

(https://t.co/iQDvU3fBqK)

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@1974PJM I am a huge supporter of arts and humanities funding but NOT THIS

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@chattyplatty Thank you so much. I try to make what I post about positive things, this place used to be so nice and I won’t let Elon wreck it for the actual decent humans on here just because he doesn’t know how to make friends.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@theasscat @OMinazzoli This took place in a pub beer garden and a good friend physically placed herself between me and the student so that HR didn’t have to be involved.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@chattyplatty She did her best. Mr P has flu so she was dividing her time between us. I hope you finish the week strong 💕

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

Please god let your email never find me.

[Microsoft 365 Status @MSFT365Status]

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[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@chattyplatty You too. It’s not great is it.

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@MerriamWebster Don’t feel bad, if it wasn’t for autocorrect I still wouldn’t be able to spell committee.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Me to my kids: We NEVER comment on other people's bodies

Me to my cat: Who's my BIG FAT man? Who's my round chunky boy? Who's the biggest fattest fat cat in the world??

[Professor Pingosaurus @Pingosaurus]

@fdhc60 This is an excellent point. I have inhabited this planet for 52 years and I’d like to think I am a curious person. At no point have I ever wondered about anyone’s pubes, not least Russell Brands.