Pierre Laporte

Senior software engineer at @Dremio, Mastodon:@[email protected]

[Pierre Laporte @pingtimeout]

@slandelle It’s been a while since I wrote a Gatling simulation. I just found out that all the old documentation links are gone. No redirect, completely dead. What is the new location for the cheat sheet with all DSL functions ?

[Pierre Laporte @pingtimeout]

@BriceDutheil Nope, no dash in the name : https://t.co/J9VaKpMj6g

[Pierre Laporte @pingtimeout]

@BriceDutheil @OlivierCroisier Oh ? J’ai l’application Orange Téléphone (iOS) alors que je ne suis pas client chez eux. Elle est gratuite et elle fait l’anti spam. Il n’y a pas d’équivalent sur Android ?

[Pierre Laporte @pingtimeout]

@BriceDutheil @normanmaurer Btw this reminds me about @yomilly 's talk from strangeloop https://t.co/bUrsWrKlgZ. I wonder how this could look like in the LLM age with Whisper Turbo and proper fine tuning...

[Pierre Laporte @pingtimeout]

@BriceDutheil @normanmaurer And yet, you nailed it and were hired !

[Pierre Laporte @pingtimeout]

@qlex_ @gnark_eth On pourrait te demander de lancer le binaire de la dernière release pour ne pas « perdre de temps à compiler pendant l’entretien ». Et rien ne garantit que le binaire est conforme au code source publié.

[Pierre Laporte @pingtimeout]

@rafaelcodes @BriceDutheil Our migration from Maven to Bazel is only ~25% complete and I feel it will take multiple man-months worth of effort to finish. On top of the ones already used. Time to bring back xkcd 1205 https://t.co/82mkCKVL6K

[Jose Fernandez @jrfernandez]

🐝 Using #eBPF to detect noisy neighbors at Netflix!

Our latest blog post explains how we leverage eBPF to continuously instrument the Linux scheduler, which helps us detect CPU contention in multitenant environments.

https://t.co/wEzWyHqUt3

[Ultimes scories @PanettonePazzo]

In Memoriam

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Post the best Olympics memes

[Pierre Laporte @pingtimeout]

@gunnarmorling Sooo, is the next challenge going to be 1BLC (1 billion lines of code) ? 😁

[Pierre Laporte @pingtimeout]

@Collabblues Sacrilège ! Une irrégularité dans le scrutin ! Le lien pour écouter « Il tape sur des bambous » renvoie vers les Spice Girls ! #complot #NousSachons

[Pierre Laporte @pingtimeout]

@noctarius2k Well I will be taking my zoom calls on your machine then 😁

[Pierre Laporte @pingtimeout]

Zoom is down, time to panic

[Andres Almiray @aalmiray]

Psst @dadoonet, @rmannibucau, @nmartignole, @LostInBrittany, @aurelievache, @glaforge, @agoncal, @hsablonniere, @aheritier, @karesti, @pingtimeout, @xbourguignon

Could you help us reach out to more people? 🙏
Last time 50% of attendees made their 1st contribution to FLOSS 🤩

[Andres Almiray @aalmiray]

Attention everyone! Hack.Commit.Push is back in person on November 5th, hosted by @Scaleway_fr at their offices in Paris.

Would you like to learn how contribute to an Open Source project? Here's your chance! Seasoned FLOSS developer? Join us for some hacking fun!

[Pierre Laporte @pingtimeout]

@tpcbenchmarks in the "Why you should run TPC-DS" (https://t.co/oePwEKkRoI) paper, there is an indication that queries can be associated to one or more class. Where can I find the exact mapping between each query and its class(es)?

[Pierre Laporte @pingtimeout]

@pcgamer @HTeuMeuLeu @MissAmyTobey !!!