𓄲 𓏼 Zaphh 𓈒 ╯

he/him
basic dni

[Aloi🍼🔞 @aloiette]

I peed myself ONCE and now every time I have to pee I get really horny.

[່ @strssdyt]

“can i call” yes you can. you're the love of my life.

[Lari_Piggy 🍤 @StupidShrimpo]

The game is going leave alpha next month, and I still haven't completed these 2 badges since February 🤡

[lei @c0kina]

lo siento profe no estudié para tu examen estaba muy triste sin ningún tipo de razón y el cielo estaba demasiado gris

[jj @jjyeagb]

btw starving yourself makes you piss yourself and I’m not kidding

[squimpyz‼️🖌 @squimpyz]

Im too autistic for this, the new trailer has me running around bouncing off my walls and shit

[๋࣭ @nyannyyanan]

Yo buscando cualquier excusa para suicidarme

[Sailor_ttt @SEncandada]

la heterosexualidad es esto, no conozco relación heterosexual en la que la mina no sea una psicopata y el chabon no sea un mitomano

[evelyn @elynvxz]

wait i just realized we all have a piss kink

[🦋 @leftunsents]

sleeping for 12+ hours makes me realise how much i would enjoy being dead

[. @slimescry]

leave bite marks on my neck anytime we kiss

[apricot @apricotchu]

unintentional sh recovery because i’m too lazy to cut

[Your only Fish (Koopsnumberonefan) @YouronlyFish]

Can we talk about how strong Looey actually is

#dandysworld

[🩵ryder🩵1ST PRIZES HUSBAND🩵 @ryder1stPrizeBF]

@dandylionsworld these two things in the research journal HAVE to be chats and maps when the update comes out i bet my life on it

[-WolfyGaymin- (VA COMMS CLOSED) @MintAddictWolfy]

"chatgpt made it, not ai"

[unpreparedDude @Ellis_fan2582]

I remember when I was like 9 or smth and I found this vid and it gave me my second boner in life

[froggo @F_R_O_G_G_O]

@TeamBlushCrunch new twisteds high def.