It's Brittany, Bitch

🌻 IG: @britttanyxciv

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

A relationship should be 50/50. I start the argument and he says sorry 🥰

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

Just left the house without chapstick.. I might kms

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

Not me crying at brunch because the table next to us brought their 16 year old senior dog in a wagon for her birthday and 10+ ppl were at that table. They had a cake and took turns taking pics with the dog 😭

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

I was trying to buy jeans online and as I was scrolling, I noticed all the skinny jeans were named “vintage skinny jeans”… I feel old af 😔

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

POV: It’s late 2008, you’re 14 and you just found out your MySpace boyfriend that you’ve met once is cheating on you. He then dedicates Right Now (Na Na Na) by Akon to you.

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

Kinda rude how my work bestie left me for dead by going to hawaii for a week but okay

[yahizzle @dirtyy_dan__]

@pinheadd_larry_

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

I watched football in bed all day and my boyfriend cleaned the house. What a perfect day 😊

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

Today a girl told me I have nice skin and I will continue to think about that for the next couple months. thx ☺️

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

@HomiegeeNinety3 lmao 🤫

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

I miss going out for brunch… I just don’t wake up for that shit anymore lol

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

Has everyone been having choppy sleep lately or just me? 🤕

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

#sober 🥲💔

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

I’m taking a celebratory shot every time the @packers score a TD! #GoPackGo

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

I just had a patient right now that walked into a room he isn’t supposed to be in and peed into his water bottle and threw it in the trash… ever heard of a fucking restroom?!? This might be my last straw 🤢😒

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

@HomiegeeNinety3 my taste changed. shots aren’t nearly as disgusting lol. probably temporary tho 😅

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

One thing about having had Covid, I can take shots like a champ now lol

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

@g_uribe_ why did i know you were gonna bring that up 🤦🏻‍♀️ lol but yes, definitely improved 😌… for now lol

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

You know you got big teeth when Snapchat filters shorten them. Like, stop. Let me beav.

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

My bf took me to see the new Spider-Man as if I don’t have arachnophobia ??? 🚩🚩🚩

[It's Brittany, Bitch @pinheadd_larry_]

The shit patients say to me just astounds me every time. After her root canal, this lady said (about the doctor), “He could’ve given me hard sex and I wouldn’t have felt it. That was great!” Ummm excuse me?!?? 🥴