therealmashedspud

love a nice pun and a dick up the bum, they also call me the future of yesteryear

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Good god

[Victorian Cricket Team @VicStateCricket]

154 reasons Finchy remembers Queensland fondly 😌

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Good god

[NBA @NBA]

SO MANY CLUTCH BLOCKS FOR SCOTTIE BARNES 😳

We're highlighting the @Raptors All-Defensive forward for NBA Defense Week!

[AFL @AFL]

Right place, right time, Ryan Byrnes 😮‍💨

#AFLSaintsSuns

[NBA @NBA]

Jalen Green broke out the 360 dunk for the fans in China 🌀

(via @Suns)

https://t.co/Y2gDKeR3mZ

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Waves crashing,
Tides turning,
Emotions swelling,

I look in the dirty SINK!
on the windowsill I see PINK!
Pink the colour of FUN!

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Your dimples can hold dip cunt, get out ta here ✌

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Praise the halls god jz

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Fuck guys don't do that I didn't know she was 14 😱😱😱

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When your feeling low on self confidence just go up to a girl and say "wanna root?" And just see what happen, thank me later boys and girls✌

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#trippyart

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Cmon guys do me a solid you good old pal mashed here and tell me how to get more followers please!! 😘😘

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"I'm looking for a fuck to give but I gave it to your mum last night"
#justethanthings

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"Sticking random keys in your vagina to unlock your soul"
,Just Ethan things

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Iv never understood what the "s" stands for in ATMS, like automated teller machine. But what is the "s" for someone please tell me!! 😨😨😨😨

[دعوة @religion_of]

@pinheiroquote 🌹
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