subway slurper 📌

ok google show me this guys balls

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

hiii i’m reposting this link because he got accepted into med school but now his flight + passport + background check etc costs like $1000+ and he can’t afford all that on his own 🥲 pls rt

https://t.co/Ei2cxxkXRa

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

hello my friends! if you guys could rt and d0nate perhaps literally anything would help #mutualaid #MutualAidRequest #crowdfunding

pp // https://t.co/5c7NxDUoon
c // https://t.co/OfxcKsXuoB

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

@3Gags “why isn’t twitter shitting on PJ” because she’s funny and it’s a movie i hope this helps

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

so called “environmental scientists” when gas stoves [irobot.jpg]

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

electric stoves are absolutely useless

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

@3Gags it doesnt have to be this way ill leave him for u

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

don’t do this

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

perfect place to park

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

@3Gags take my hand in marriage

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

@3Gags can my friend gags relike my attention seeking post before i throw up & kms

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

@3Gags attention

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

@3Gags crazy part is im lying i got this ticket for an entirely different reason

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

id rather just have my card in an accessible pocket so i don’t have to 1) double tap the lock button and pray it doesn’t mess up 2) authenticate via face and hope it doesn’t mess up and then 3) hope the machine scans the card properly and doesn’t mess up LIKEEEEE BE SO SERIOUS

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

this is how i feel about my school’s digital-only student ID

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

it’s soooo tedious to have to get it from my apple wallet bc that requires face authentication and sometimes the scanning fails for no reason like ⁉️⁉️ a physical card would never treat me this way

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

perfect place to park

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

city parking hack: it doesn’t count as a fire hydrant if it’s been out of order (read: smashed) for years

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

@gamergirlguy not if i compress you first. get in the file

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

amateurs

[ChungusBongmaster @gamergirlguy]

@quintcunnin @longtermstuff You're better than I thought you'd be. Needless to say, I'm impressed by your Doking skills. Not many in this world can drop a sub-9 Evil time.

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

@gamergirlguy i just wanted to feel included

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

i love coding (my tests failed yesterday for no discernible reason but passed today even tho i didn’t edit it at all)

[subway slurper 📌 @pinkbunchans]

i have no other talents