“He has the IQ of a room temperature cup of yogurt.” Most accurate description of @realDonaldTrump that I’ve ever heard. Although “Donald Trump is a different kind of politician in the same way Bernie Madoff was a different kind of businessman.” Is pretty good too.
@MattPinner_ Stubbing your baby toe on a leg on the coffee table while youre walking,half asleep, to the bathroom in the dark.
It's worse than natural childbirth. Worse than a tooth ache. Worse than getting all your teeth removed for dentures.
Really.
96-year-old content creator Lillian Droniak was formally warned by her nursing home to stop throwing parties and serving alcohol to other residents.
Rather than back down, the viral creator shared the warning letter online before telling the camera, "I pay $12,000 a month, so I can party if I want to."
@MorbidKnowledge In northwest indiana we also had a chicken fucker. He got out of jail and stole another chicken and RENTED A MOTEL ROOM for his "romantic" escapades.