mbl

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Why wasn’t he in Oppenheimer. Why wasn’t he in Barbie.

[audrey @saint_audrey]

these are the vibes me & my girls are guaranteed to bring to the function

[mbl @pinkfreudi]

You’re either Lenox or Phipps

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

My life right now

[mbl @pinkfreudi]

Every morning I sip my coffee and pretend I’m in the Bradley Cooper/Jason Bateman/Matt Damon wordle group chat

[mbl @pinkfreudi]

A friend of mine was at a gay bar in atlanta last weekend and met my old dentist 🥹 who told him about the time my mom went into labor w me at his house and my dad was too drunk to drive to the hosp 🥹🥹🥹 imagine hearing this while SOPHIE is blaring I die

[mbl @pinkfreudi]

Fighting the urge to tell my friend that she is an Aries (derogatory)

[mbl @pinkfreudi]

Tried getting into the hospital with my house key instead of swiping in. Happy Monday!

[gay fieri @papa_talisa]

“i got that dog in me”

the dog in question:

[mbl @pinkfreudi]

boygenius not strong enough really said copy/paste with built to spills liar

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

realizing i spoke too much & i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

[mbl @pinkfreudi]

Thank you amac

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Happy international Women’s Day

[mbl @pinkfreudi]

@_NAPtime @KamalaHarris Viral king

[mbl @pinkfreudi]

Night shift music video everybody stay calm

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

“What you’re telling me is that you don’t mind infringing on free speech to protect children from [drag shows] but when it comes to kids who have died from guns, you don’t give a flying f.”

[mbl @pinkfreudi]

Everything I know about the Selena and Hailey drama I learned against my will

[Snake and Jakes NOLA @snakeandjakes]

The dive will have been in Dave's hands for 29 years on Tuesday, the 14th, Valentines Day. To honor the occasion, Juan will open at 5:30p so the old folks like me can come over and tell stories, true or not. Please come and join us for some drinks and treats.

[mbl @pinkfreudi]

@_NAPtime Gofundme link in bio