Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵

Mugambi, CPA| Book worm| 中文学生 |Cat Mom|Thought daughter| I only debate my equals. The rest, i teach ✨

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

Just did a zoom interview and at the end when they asked me if I had a question i asked them "What would be a reason you wouldn't hire me" and they were too stunned to speak. The moderator lady ended up saying none so if i get rejected I'll use this recording in a court of law😭

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@mutwiriiii Itajipa either way

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@Acekim05 Hapo kwa pretty nayo ni non-negotiable. Age ndio hatuwezi kosana akiz 😔

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

Due to these rural urban games, I'll no longer be investing in livestock. Any disposable income from now henceforth itakua inaenda kwa slightly younger, pretty boys as i help them navigate early adulthood and find their purpose in life. If the shoe fits, my dms are open 💋

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

Ever since i got my first real job, I've been spending a few thousands on buying a goat or 2 which i take to our upcountry farm. For some mysterious reasons, all the animals that die kwa hii boma hukua zangu, and I'm never told of their demise unless nikiziulizia kama sahii 🤔

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@not_marcus0 Ama kuja tu vile uko

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@Mr_Locol Yess

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@mwenda__ Heeeyy

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@monicwan It wasn't my mother aki, my parents don't live here.

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After Jana's post, i received a DM from a 20y/o offering me sex in exchange for promo. It is beyond me how such levels of decadence are allowed in this day and age, of course i refused because my morals are as strong as you'll be ukikula Unga iko fortified #ChaguaSmartChaguaSafe

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@maliks_88 Lakini hakuna polisi anaeza kuwa na handwriting mzuri hivyo na na kizungu haina spelling mistakes

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@maliks_88 😭😭😭 omg

[STF @tekinsaeko]

The CS for Interior should be an old man, preferably a retired general who has no political ambitions. That position is very critical to our security and we are seeing the effects.

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@Kelvinmwendwa__ Nimeacha pal 😚

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

After Jana's post, i received a DM from a 20y/o offering me sex in exchange for promo. It is beyond me how such levels of decadence are allowed in this day and age, of course i refused because my morals are as strong as you'll be ukikula Unga iko fortified #ChaguaSmartChaguaSafe

[scenker @chibest_up]

I love Twitter because no one knows when you're online or not

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@p_atrk Hii ni mambo ya mpira, hata wamama hawajuangi.

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@wavesandstorms Kama mileage imefika 2 digits I'm afraid haitawork 😔

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@p_atrk The mbappe special, unaijua?

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@wambuijoan2024 Yess...girls don't even have to be young wakuje tu vile wako, i want the boys young to break the patriarchy 😌

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@xysist @Arch_Nkatha Tutakata maji and you'll soften up

[Kylian Mbappe is the GOAT @Tezzathekchen]

Spare me this bullshit, prime 2010 Messi took a record breaking number of shots to not score a single World Cup goal, he’s not ripping anyone apart lmao

[Nkatha💥 @Arch_Nkatha]

@Pinkkiescent You and @xysist would make such a perfect couple!😁😁