Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵

Mugambi, CPA| Book worm| 中文学生 |Cat Mom|Thought daughter| I only debate my equals. The rest, i teach ✨

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

Just did a zoom interview and at the end when they asked me if I had a question i asked them "What would be a reason you wouldn't hire me" and they were too stunned to speak. The moderator lady ended up saying none so if i get rejected I'll use this recording in a court of law😭

[Nkatha💥 @Arch_Nkatha]

@Pinkkiescent You and @xysist would make such a perfect couple!😁😁

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@Arch_Nkatha @xysist @xysist give the people what they want 🤣

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

Due to these rural urban games, I'll no longer be investing in livestock. Any disposable income from now henceforth itakua inaenda kwa slightly younger, pretty boys as i help them navigate early adulthood and find their purpose in life. If the shoe fits, my dms are open 💋

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

Ever since i got my first real job, I've been spending a few thousands on buying a goat or 2 which i take to our upcountry farm. For some mysterious reasons, all the animals that die kwa hii boma hukua zangu, and I'm never told of their demise unless nikiziulizia kama sahii 🤔

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@denzelikamar 🤣🤣🤣 huwezi elewa😄
give me your number.

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@denzelikamar Child-bearing age🫃🏽, very nice 🙂👍🏼

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@21ganger I'm the one with the funds, i call the play. Ni wewe unasend pic 🙂

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@Ranjoz_ Sema 😃

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@caleb_0o Kwani nimebambwa? 🤭

[Kareem Abdul-Jableeveland @OtachiWarren]

Ama hii ukora ilikua inafunzwa shule?😂

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@OtachiWarren I hope you named it Lazaro after the ordeal🤣🤣🤣💔

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@_oung22 Hello to you, i hope you're as young as your name 😙

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@tekinsaeko @xysist Thanks 😌
It's a shame I'll be splurging my money on men now since that didn't work out the way i was hoping it would. You wouldn't happen to know a man i could spend it on though, would you? 🙃

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@Bray_N7 Aight 👍🏼

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@wawesh_phonkaut Hello 🙂🙂🙂

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@Meister_Dondo Hiyo sasa si atakua mubaba wangu

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@UrshyD I'll not be 30 even in 5 years don't be ridiculous

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@Mwende_Mugambi Yes dia, i thought you'd never ask

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@Randommest It's all water under a bridge now, I've moved on to the pleasures of life.

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

Ever since i got my first real job, I've been spending a few thousands on buying a goat or 2 which i take to our upcountry farm. For some mysterious reasons, all the animals that die kwa hii boma hukua zangu, and I'm never told of their demise unless nikiziulizia kama sahii 🤔

[ted @wechuliwawire]

@Pinkkiescent I bought 60 ducks, sahii zimebaki nne, they ate all of them 😂

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@tekinsaeko @xysist Hehhe diversifying my portfolio and all😉 but also, where i come from it's common for kids as young as 12 to have small small livestock under their names

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkkiescent]

@RobertB74932327 Farm boy