Pink Monkey

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[Pink Monkey @Pinkmonkeymag]

@NifMuhammad These logos are dope, but probably too close to Rockies.

Rockies vs Rockers would be fun tho.

[Pink Monkey @Pinkmonkeymag]

"Absalom, Absalom!" by William Faulkner

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[Pink Monkey @Pinkmonkeymag]

@LeftistCEO I don't get why there aren't also ~4% who are ashamed to admit they're voting for biden. Seems like a lot of social pressure while amongst the trumpers to talk the talk, but there is plenty of privacy in the election booth / secrecy envelope.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Shoot your shot. https://t.co/XdZz4dh82T

[Pink Monkey @Pinkmonkeymag]

@SopanDeb This election is among many things joy vs. whatever emotion it is people in twisted cults feel. Also, not much different then, 'How dare Obama wear a tan suit. So unpresidential!'

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We are not prepared for a pandemic. Trump has rolled back progress President Obama and I made to strengthen global health security. We need leadership that builds public trust, focuses on real threats, and mobilizes the world to stop outbreaks before they reach our shores.

[Pink Monkey @Pinkmonkeymag]

@fawlty @jbouie Clinton was poling +6, turned out she was only +3, she lost. Her 80 percent chance of victory was about the chance the 6 percent was wrong not that she could win by 6 percent and still lose.

[Pink Monkey @Pinkmonkeymag]

@fawlty @jbouie Sure. If every single eligible voter in CA, NY, NJ, & IL vote blue dems might win pop vote by 15% and lose EC. But that's not realistic nor is it what is determining Cohn's probability. He's acccounting primarily for the possibility of poling error.

[Dan LaMorte @DanLaMorte]

Seltzer’s one of those drinks you don’t really see yourself ever drinking when you’re a kid. Every adult tells you how one day you’re going to love coffee, few tell you about seltzer. But seltzer, and it’s many variety of flavors, are regular conversation in adulthood.

[Pink Monkey @Pinkmonkeymag]

@Junkmail_lt @edburmila @JordanUhl They'd be tear-gassed for rioting

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

please can we just have health care

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Want to know what's at stake this election? If we lose the Senate, socialist Bernie Sanders will become Budget Committee Chairman. If we hold the Senate, and I am re-elected, I will be Budget Committee Chairman.

[Brian Beutler @brianbeutler]

“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

[michael röbbins @alienvsrobbins]

we are living in a Don DeLillo novel about a Don DeLillo novel in which the narrator is writing a Don DeLillo novel

[TJ Ducklo @TDucklo]

savage

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump will do everything he can to distract from the fact that because of his failed COVID-19 response:

- Over 200,000 Americans have died
- 26 million are on unemployment
- 1 in 6 small businesses risk permanent closure

We can’t let him.

[Paul Waldman @paulwaldman1]

Protip: When you call Amy Coney Barrett an "originalist" you're repeating misleading propaganda, because every conservative judge who says that somehow manages to find the intent of the Framers in every right-wing position they wanted to take anyway. It's meaningless.