Pinkr Antz

Here at Pinkr Antz we strive to send you the best supply of pink ants! Order now for 20% off with promo code DAVEY.

[Pinkr Antz @pinkrantz]

I’ve seen your DMs about me…

[Pinkr Antz @pinkrantz]

“I’m trying to retire from trolling in peace” but proceeds to tweet about Davey everyday. 🤡

[Pinkr Antz @pinkrantz]

I see you’re dragging our friends into your stupid troll battles again.

[Pinkr Antz @pinkrantz]

Oh good, we’re mutual again!

Thick as thieves.

[Pinkr Antz @pinkrantz]

I’m in your head. I own you. 😏

[Pinkr Antz @pinkrantz]

When your “friends” make fun of your ego in DMs behind your back. 😏

[Pinkr Antz @pinkrantz]

Tell him, I want him to know it was me.

[Pinkr Antz @pinkrantz]

You trust the old guard too much.

Sure, sure it’s me and you against them all, buddy.

[Pinkr Antz @pinkrantz]

Maybe if I sell enough Antz, I can buy my million dollar home?

BUY MY BULLSHIT WILL YA 🤡

[Pinkr Antz @pinkrantz]

All you did was bring drama to our group of friends. I love seeing you get mad about it though. 🤡

[Pinkr Antz @pinkrantz]

The Antz dude knows you’ve seen me because I’m closer than you think.

It’s hysterical how much you can dish it out but can’t take it.

Trust no one. I own you. 😏

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So like…

I am the king of ants. You will show me your fealty.

Follow the leader and march in line to my kingdom. 👑🐜🐜🐜

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The true and humble origin story of our company.

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All sales on ants are final. 🐜

Pinkr Antz does not offer receipts, returns or explanations of what we do with your money!

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Actual customer testimonial. Order today!