Sammy Taylor

I write songs and I write code

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

*flounderingly makes conversation with strangers for multiple decades*

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

@SteveMcLove When September ends

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

Very few things make me as happy as playing Minecraft with @megangalici

[Ben Halpern @bendhalpern]

Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

@SherwinWilliams Uhhh people use the word “sultry” this way???

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Take on bees
(Take on bees)
Take them on
(Take on bees)
I’ve been stung
In the
*super high voice*
Baaaaaaaaaaaalls

[africa by toto bot @africabytotobot]

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Me - "Your Tuba playing was great, but your knowledge of Hoobastank is disappointing. I'm beginning to question whether we need a seventh member of TubaStank"

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

Me to @Lameberlain:
“A ‘date’ is simply a duration of milliseconds from December 31, 1969”
@MorseCodeDesign:
“Try telling that to your wife!”

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

The only thing as scary as spraying big bugs with insecticide is having to touch the bottle with giant pictures of bugs on it #WhyWouldPutTheScaryThingOnTheScaryThingRepellent

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

No matter who is around, no matter what the stakes are, I will eat all the Chips Ahoy cookies.

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

@therealmattdyer That’s the plan, and we might get some of those nifty little controller holders.

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

Should we take out a mortgage or buy another JoyCon?

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

Fleeing the country real quick because the Friends theme song came on in PDQ and Megan and I were the only people who clapped.

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

@Lameberlain to me every time I ask him about punk music:

[Sega CD Games @SegaCDgames]

Grimace Is Letting You Go

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

Visiting the Wii U eShop in 2018:

Mario Kart 8
Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Somehow Another Bomberman
Jeff’s First Game
Untitled (2 Reviews)
[36 games for other consoles]
Two versions of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Minecraft
Craft City
Mines of Yon Craft
Craftville
Splatoon

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

HBO stands for Who Cares.

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

@SteveMcLove @Drew22022 @codyparman Jared is playing the basses now?

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

macOS
iOS
tvOS
carOS
watchOS
stoveOS
chairOS
doorOS
balloonOS
sandwichOS
skateboardOS
dogOS
spouseOS
staplerOS

[Sammy Taylor @pinksynth]

Nothing delivers a more personal customer experience than telling customers when they try to cancel services: “Please hold while I transfer you to our retention department.” 😂😂😂 @Xfinity