irony and whine

"What makes you special? Don't think too hard, just have fun with it." - Twitter

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

the most unrealistic thing about any mmorpg is the fact that there can be millions of dudes running around with superhuman abilities, yet no two people have the same name.

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

Some people hear the "call of the void." That's stupid. Take initiative and yell into the void. The best defense is a good offense. The void is too crowded nowadays. I liked the old void better.

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

The right claims that the left cries "fire" in a crowded theatre. The left claims the right cries "theatre" in a crowded fire. As for me? Heh. All I know is that Billy Joel didn't start it.

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

Public access television seems like the coolest thing in the world. It's like regular television, except everyone involved in the production is a destitute maniac in the middle of a crisis. u/i that's art. It's not enough that you starve for your art, you must also be unhinged.

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

@asmrpowersound I've never heard anyone whisper in a rap song before though admittedly I'm not very well versed (lol) in rap. So, I wrote an ASMRap and made the video a tribute to one of the greatest. Hope you like it!

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

Yesterday is forever. Today doesn't have to be, and it will never be forever tomorrow.

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

I have an idea for a disappointing youtube channel. Gritty Sonic the hedgehog themed body horror narrations with deep and believable relationships between the characters that are not horny. I'll call it verycreepypasta.

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

Things only make sense if you think about them too much or not at all. It is either obsession or avoidance. That is why it is the smartest bestest thing to do the bare minimum amount of thinking, so it seems like you're busy, but you don't have to worry about "getting it"

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

I am a hotdog. I am connected to the other hotdogs. We are tubes of meat that are connected. Links. Series of tubes. Like the internet. And no one knows what we are on the inside. Just that it is bad for you. Also like the internet. We are the internet.

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

ai art is a hot dog

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is the world ending in fire or ice due to paperwork, and the other is nostalgia for a time when the world didn't have all this god damn fucking flaming ice." - Frank Zappa

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

Anyway, does anyone know how AI works? I want to generate a picture of Fran Drescher looming over a scorched Earth that causes a deep, anxious, existential dread wrt the idea that we'll strike it big as a rich guy's maid or gf or whatever. Also, she's naked.

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

Rote memorization isn't intelligence, only experience and an understanding of the practical applications of what you have learned is. That is why Harold Porter and wizardry is fiction. You can read about the world and have a good idea. Without living it, you'll never truly know.

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

That last tweet may be confusing, even frustrating, to anyone needing a clear and present target expressed as an existential threat due its open-ended nature, and from my perverse glee in telling people that it's something you should think about rather than told to think.

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

We claim to want a sentimental Christ, and that morals are objective, yet we subconsciously demand Charles Manson when, frequently, almost inherently, our morals are based on subjective experience. We celebrate any brevity that spares us uncomfortable nuance. Sorry, no more chars

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

it is a strange thing that we see the horrors of the world, so we turn to tortured artists to make sense of the chaos. then when we find out that suffering does more than make someone witty, namely that they become an avatar of that suffering, we lament they were merely human.

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

it's actually kind of wholesome that when jackie found out kelso couldn't control the weather that she became a farmer in order to combat unethical practices and help reduce global warming.

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

@TijuanaFlats constantly sends me emails about how they wish they could give me free food on saturday but they cant because im not a kid. bruh how about i email your ceo three times a week to say "id absolutely give you a free yacht but i only have $3 btw do you have $18?" fr

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

a wise man once said judge not by the content of your color but by the cover of your book. that man? ted kransinski, the creator of social media site ticktock and also i think he might have sent some letters as a joke that got way out of hand.

[irony and whine @pinky_batson]

some band called panera which was founded by dimebread dirty is apparently a racist just because they say why power, salute some nazis, lied about liking wine, fly a redbull flag, hate green day for singing he wants to be a minority, and they also happen to coincidentally b white