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[🍎 anna 🎹 @tripleXgooner]

as a fat girl, im supposed to have a big man who manhandles me affectionately and loves me and takes care of me and pampers me and in return i do unthinkable things to his body......is that too much to ask for seriously?

[sam. @iyasammm]

Percuma anjir cut sugar, ternyata sumber manis itu adalah diriku sendiri. sial.

[depina karamboi @fitridefi]

Aku pun selalu begini pas liat org kerja pake excel, kenapa ga kerja di google sheet aja sih? 😭

[nana @americanona02]

Iyaaaa. Aku ngalamin itu. Dari gaji 2.8 dan sekarang alhamdulillah banget gajinya.

Switch karirku yg awalnya cuma jadi admin, sekarang bisa ke financial analyst. Itu bener bener membuka jalanku mendapatkan gaji yg bener bener sesuai dengan keinginan dan kemampuan juga.

Memang jalannya tuh, harus switch karir

[coffeemix. @punaidaon]

Saya doakan yang sudah lama tinggalkan solat, diberi kekuatan untuk memulai lagi. Ga masalah berapa jauh kalian pergi, pintu taubat Allah masih terbuka.
Pulanglah.

[Lele @pinnaplejoice]

148 days celibacy danggg at this ppint gw perawan lg

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

quando as pessoas acham que você está ignorando elas, mas a vida te pegou assim:

[Miss Andry @all4MissAndry]

my g-spot is located in my bank account

[Lele @pinnaplejoice]

All this suffering to die on random day

[•• cee ☾ •• @ceedemy]

you'll never regret studying

[Lele @pinnaplejoice]

@chinestudy A 。 我 每天学汉语额。

[Letitia Wu @chinestudy]

【HSK 1】Choose the correct sentence!

A. 我每天学汉语。
Wǒ měitiān xué Hànyǔ.
B. 我学每天汉语。
Wǒ xué měitiān Hànyǔ.
C. 每天汉语我学。
Měitiān Hànyǔ wǒ xué.
D. 我汉语每天学。
Wǒ Hànyǔ měitiān xué.

Learn to build Chinese sentences with HSK 1 Express! 👇
https://t.co/zekMezCy8h

[Lele @pinnaplejoice]

@akusirangga If its too good to be true berarti fake bang.

Tbh 300rb itu terlalu murah buat spek kayak foto yg dicantum-in (idk the rate tho, sm kesepakatannya sih).

[yanli - 🇨🇳Ebook Mandarin📚 @bleachedmauve]

TRUST ME, klo kalian rutin shadowing & record suara sendiri pas latihan speaking chinese,

dlm 3-6 bulan aja bakal mulai ngerasa “eh kok aku udh mulai bisa ngomong zhongwen ya?” 🤏🏻
serius, progress-nya bakal kerasa bgt!!
#langtwt #studytwt

[Iram beigh @Irambeigh]

I’M SORRYYYYY BUT I WILL NEVER STOP GETTING EXCITED ABOUT THE FACT THAT ALLAH CAN CHANGE YOUR ENTIRE SITUATION IN WAYS YOU NEVER SAW COMINGGGGGGG.

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @corkandme]

instead of berharap di tf mutual X sampai ngetweet kode2 berharap dikasih uang, better wake up, go to work, n make more money for urself. build ur own financial freedom tanpa harus berharap dikasih orang lain

[肖兰。 @bbyboie97]

ما افهم كيف الصينيين يعتبروا كلمة 不错 مدحة او بمعنى "ممتاز"، انا لو انقالت لي بعد ماتعبت بشي ممكن أبكي واحسها تسليك لي
فعلا كل مجتمع عنده لغة حواره الخاصة

[Ulrica W. @UlricaW_]

What your hot chinese girl means when she starts speaking chinese about men:

> 妈宝男 (mā bǎo nán): mama’s boy
> 渣男 (zhā nán): fuckboy
> 普信男 (pǔ xìn nán): an average guy who thinks he's a 10
> 舔狗 (tiǎn gǒu): simp
> 软饭男 (ruǎn fàn nán): kept man
> 下头男 (xià tóu nán): man who gives you the ick

what else?