i love when in fics neils demi self is starting to fall for andrew and than stops himself with the "am i allowed to think horny thoughts without andrews permission"
you will be going about your day and then you remember jean moreau is 19 years old and will only turn 20 at the start of the broken cage and it's like having a bag of cinderblocks thrown directly at your head
#dunkaerion where Duncan is seen as an ogre that has been casted out and living peacefully on a swamp alone with his horses until he accidentally met a young dragon that's about to be traded near his border...
basically similar to Shrek plot. but instead of donkey it's a small dragon (egg). and the two decided to rescue a certain 'princess' for a pouch of gold.
Someone makes an "old ball and chain" joke around Dunk and the whole department witnesses for the first time the anger their usually sweet coworker is capable of. Someone films him yelling at the other guy about how his husband and kids are the very reason he draws breath +
despite being an alpha, dunk knows how to cook, stitch, forage, and do minor mending bc arlan taught him well on the road. meanwhile there's aerion who rejects allat corny omega shit the maesters teach him, so aerion is so lucky to have dunk do the omegan arts for him instead