Ari✨

voted “most likely to be told to shut the fuck up” two years running

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

Life is just one long break between naps and I’m sleepy.

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

So my school has 0 CMs but the district doesn’t have to say they cut anything because it maths out in the positive.

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

They cut the campus monitor position at the high school I work at, but they added three positions at different schools so at the end of the year they can say they added two campus monitors to the district and none will be the wiser.

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

Was talking to a group of students at work and they’re all convinced they can do the saltine challenge. I guess we’ll find out if gen z really is built different.

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

It’s never a good sign when there’s a sheriff’s car parked outside the school as I walk into work

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

Hours into a book only for Spotify to tell me I’m “out of listening time” for audiobooks?????? For a MONTH????????

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

@sabrinaonfilm Everyone is Beth

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

It’s fucking wild that Ron Wyden is making this joke I’m dying

[Ron Wyden @RonWyden]

Oregonians, you know what to do

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

@RonWyden

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

@sydneyjanexo That’s literally Lena Dunham.

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

Me when it’s bedtime and my cat is with my roommate:

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

Destination wedding: Great Wolf Lodge. The ceremony is under the big bucket that empties out throughout the ceremony.

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

@m_e_banks Same!!!!! Library Sciences is where it’s at

[Lyssa @lyssashateblog]

i can’t kms bc i got fomo 😭😭

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

I am very grateful for the progress in women’s rights throughout history, but I do often wish I could sit around and learn needlepoint and painting all day.

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

Actual gif of me in my Kermit shirt at work.

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

If you wanna know what working with kids is like, it’s great. When I wear my Kermit The Frog shirt to work, the kids go nuts and gas me up like nothing I’ve ever experienced before.

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

@nonotyess It’s not worth the dry socket 😔

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Wow who would have guessed

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

ken getting more nominations for the barbie movie than barbie herself
https://t.co/kcgpMAiI3V

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

Damn. I really have to go to work tomorrow? Ludicrous. We only got 5 days of unplanned, paid time off and now the snow is gone we have to go back.

[Ari✨ @pins_abigail]

Not one but TWO red herrings in today’s NYT Connections?????