Herbert Shurfle

Drunk. Often.

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Fucking hell. This may top the great Kenneth Branagh.

"The King" - The Speech - Make it England https://t.co/U7CHoWXTsT via @YouTube

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@RodRapid1784 Late 60s. The best childhood ever.
Summer of ‘76.
James Hunt.
Barry Sheene.
A copy of Razzler in a hedge.
Pernod & Black.
Sobranie Black Russian behind the bike shed.
Slow dance fingering on the dance floor at Club Tropicana.
Happy days.

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@kalanighost That looks pretty decent.

There’d better be a fucking large goblet of Malbec hiding out of shot or it’s a fail though.

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@realmocktheleft Nice. If Pornhub had a fire pit category that’d be right up there. Fnar fnar.

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@queenofaerobics Still the greatest Viz character of all time.

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@CcibChris @IainLew42742698 Difficult to mention Hawker Siddeley without acknowledging Fanny.

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@Brooks675480 1989. Happy days.
The year I finally got rid of my mullet.

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@Cherub_Rock_23 Bullshit answer: Read a book with a nice cup of tea.
Reality: Knock one out after downing half a bottle of Glemnorangie.
Sorry..

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@GrowingUpRetro Wanking.

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@FunMovieTVFan 😉

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@EternallyJustMe Anne Bancroft.

Milf 🤷‍♂️

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@kalanighost Fuck me. It’s a battered sea lion.

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@DrHoenderkamp No.

Suck it up and shave your head.

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@kalanighost Looking forward to the Ted Talk dealing with wankers.

You absolute wanker. 🫡 🇬🇧

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@Jenny_1884 The replies 😆😆 It’s Back To The Future with a dash of Malibu. Marvellous.

But Snakebite. Fucking diabolical. Backseat of a couple of taxis in Luton in 1984 saw the end result 🤮

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@ThermopylaeRIP @EthicalSkeptic Yeah. It’s a bit of mind fuck.
It’s like The Book of Genesis. But with lots of graphs 😆

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@CSG1973 Would/Would. It’s not difficult Jeremy ���😉

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@ThermopylaeRIP Best you don’t follow @EthicalSkeptic then. Yellowstone would be a walk in the park 😬

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@NoFarmsNoFoods I’m confused. Is this before or after the Mrs has had a shower?

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Harry. He’s incapable of giving a soapy ginger tit wank.

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@DomAdlerUK And without malice or ill will 😉