Sophia

if not in this life then the next.

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

"I don't normally do this.".. pulling my hair back and sucking the turkey drippings from the pan..

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

Nobody knows I'd be wearing stilettos in my hoopty..

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

@SnowLifei 😍

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

Why does toothpaste dry your fucking mouth out??

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

Drag path but I'm just dreaming of someone who'd love me like Ed Earl loves Mona in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Or Westley loves Buttercup in The Princess Bride... #AsYouWish

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

I walk outside and immediately become a salt lick for mosquitoes.

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

Listen, Kevin Costner and Harrison Ford could fucking get it.

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

I don't like using my electric toothbrush because it feels like I'm using my vibrator to brush my teeth..

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

I don't want to know your sign. I want to know how many mosquito bites you have.

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

Hot take: I would smother Vince Vaughn betwixt my legs. The End.

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

Does anyone else think that Victoria's Secret's Pure Seduction smells just like fucking fruit punch......?

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @andyfrisella: thank you for keeping me company and helping me rewire my thoughts on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/F0jpXDXg9j

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

@ilogrande 🐢👻💚💜🤘

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

If you see someone about five foot tall, in a hockey jersey, shoveling her driveway in the dead of night, listening to metal, please, do not disturb. #LifesAGarden #DigIt #MeLikeHockey

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

I voted #TeamMiddleEarth @TyltGeek — because all that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost. https://t.co/eIBVF47gPu

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

No more purple seats! #stlblues

[Sophia @pintsizeavenger]

@StLouisBlues @patmaroon Take #StanleyCup to Ted Drewes, Marconi's, Vitale's, Missouri Baking Co., and Pint Size Bakery!!!

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

They say good things come to those who wait.

52 years later... @StLouisBlues I’m all yours.

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

52 YEARS IN THE MAKING!!!! #weallbleedblue

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

The moment many have waited a lifetime to see happen!!! Celebrate, St. Louis!!!!!!!