Thanks for all the Mavis love.
She (and her smell) are currently belly up in the boot room in front of the radiator.
I'm drawing in the lounge with many, MANY scented candles.
In today’s highbrow farm news, Mavis the farm collie has rolled in pig slurry and is now operating as a mobile biohazard.
The smell is so appalling it makes your eyes water. I took her out to air off. She rolled in sheep poo.
We met a couple of walkers and heard a very posh “Oh, I say!” as Mavis thundered past.
We went to look for wildlife. Everything downwind knew we were coming before we even stepped in the woods. Mavis then found some fox poo.
She's had a full hosepipe bath and still smells like a health and safety violation. The dreaded Fairy Liquid may be the only way forward.