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[piogenes @Piogeedieg]

WARNING: If you read any of the following tweets, you will instantly die.

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@LUCYSKEL Yfw you turn the "gate" knob up 🤯

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What a surprise

[Bbg (grieving + mourning be nice to me) @BigBlueGoonie]

@gmengalaxy you’d be surprised at the amount of stuff i don’t gotta respect

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@St1mulate1 Socialized by the Internet and not by any strong role models

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What a surprise

[piogenes @Piogeedieg]

I just want it written somewhere that I have no - have HAD no - faith in Biden, not his original campaign, not his re-election campaign, not in the man himself. Expecting record low voting numbers and to be very sadly vindicated in a few months.

[piogenes @Piogeedieg]

And to preempt cretins: the other guys will be just as bad or worse.

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I guess this means Buffalo's signing Araiza again?

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@bigsquishyfrog Oof you got the preemptive "buddy," it's over before it even started

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Rest in peace Steve, you kept it realer than anyone could handle. A true inspiration for people who understood the power of a unique creative voice, and a master of the craft. You will be dearly missed.

[regular steve albini @electricalWSOP]

I will always be the kind of punk that shits on Steely Dan

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@bloodberry_tart I read this like the air fryer was interrupting the sword

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@doulbedoink Bro, please... Belmont exists...

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The American legal system is meant to tire you out with endless court dates, which is why I prefer the eastern European method where a cop catches you doing something you're not supposed to and just smacks you on the back of the head for it

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@lunch_enjoyer hard ass images that precede unfotunate events

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@DeWittBFartin koshka

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The dreaded "reverse layup" where i run over to the opponent's hoop and shoot the ball up through the net and out, effectively scoring them negative two points

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@jakebrodes My DL4 died for good last week, you better treat that big green SoB right

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@Feldfrog 5 second rule killed me, tuck that one in the hat

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@meech246 @MattZeitlin Crazier still, Kaepernick began his protests by sitting for the anthem, and when a veteran (who supported his right to protest!) contacted him about a slightly more 'respectful' approach (kneeling), Kaepernick adopted that instead. He couldn't win.

[piogenes @Piogeedieg]

@Lihuenbaezzz @zegro_ He was on pace for ROTY before this