The G is silent, me not so much 🤫

Important bits: Foodie 🍣, Imbiber 🥃, Traveler 🛫, SOTL, Nerd 🎼🔬📚, & Lover 😘

Unimportant bits: Are unimportant 😉

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the four stages of a day off:

1. i will do so much stuff.
2. later i'll do lots of stuff.
3. eventually, i'll do some stuff.
4. oh no.

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

Men are naturally submissive. That’s why they follow so well. They love a hierarchy. Look at the Military. Look at how they dress like their favorite sports player.

If women were naturally submissive you wouldn’t need an entire system of oppression to try to keep them there.

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

I mean this from the bottom of my heart…if it's textable…do not call me

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

My hobbies as an introvert include:

- Switching between the same three apps for hours
- Not speaking to anyone for days
- Listening to the same songs I’ve been listening to for 15 years
- Imagining myself in situations that will literally never happen

[I’m NotDevinsMom Moron @NotDevinsMom]

If the Dems do win a majority in both houses of Congress in the midterms, they better go scorched earth on Trump and Republicans. No strongly worded letters. No twitter burns. Scorched fucking earth.

[LA-A @joycieebee]

A man told me my handshake was too firm and I needed to be gentle cause I’m a lady…..my fault bitch ass nigga 😒

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 @lifeofstelynn]

“You seem off today.”

Me: I’m actually off everyday, just didn’t hide it well today.

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

"He who is without ovaries, shall not make laws for those who do."

-Fallopians 24:7

[The Paradox @TheParadoxBand1]

That’s Not Fair 😤

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

We need to start asking people if they’re a Charlie Kirk Christian or a Dolly Parton Christian.

Because they are NOT the same.

[Lammy @Lammyisback]

I cannot be the only one that went from gifted to girlboss to burn out to audhd discovery and now at 40 has zero interest in performing, success, hitting goals or anything. I just want to lay down and feel the sun on my skin

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

Introverts will spend hours alone and never feel lonely, then spend two hours around people and need the rest of the day to recover

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Accurate.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Hot take:

People don’t actually want to become millionaires.

They want to stop checking their bank account before buying groceries.

[TEN BASE @TenBase_]

This masterpiece will always remain treasured in our hearts. Good luck WinWin on the next chapter 💙

[jezz @JezziiB]

Please. I beg of you. No more studies figuring out what men find attractive. Some of them fuck corpses. We do not care.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Imagine being forced to give someone 6.2% of your paycheck, every single check, every month, for 30 to 50 years of your life.

And that person said, "Don't worry, I'm holding this for you and will pay it back to you on a monthly basis, when you retire at 65."

And then they said, "Nah, just kidding. I meant when you retire at 67. And at that time, I'll only give you 70% of what you paid me."

And then they said, "Oops, I spent all your money. You're out of luck."

That's the U.S. government.