summer wine

a modern day woman with a weak constitution

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

i feel like julius off everybody hates chris. i just ordered a stack of pancakes for $18. that’s $6 per pancake. what are we doing????

[Ti’ed of it @tiedofthis]

@777niyanova @locstarwaitin That's about to be my new vocal stim 🤣🤣🤣

[☆klondykebar☆ @locstarwaitin]

straight women i see you come on this app all the time and say how you suck dick when the balls stank while knowing yo nigga don't spread his cheeks in the shower cause he think it's gay yall the LAST ones to be akikiking about this

[awrealya, m.a. @BlkMissFrizzle]

I do it all the time, you got one time to put something dumb on my timeline 😭

[Current MBA, Future JD @mznatanya]

@nhoodpublicist Honestly, regardless of race, I’m not taking 3 dcks to still be broke! That’s just pathetic.

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Living with 3 white men and not having a luxurious life is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen

[Dev @devforshort]

The weather that NYC has received this summer lets me know that NYC will be the first place to disappear when the world ends

[museofthesun @solarystix]

I love this app 😭

[SUPERB @MajestyRia]

We all know that generational trauma is real & the experiences of our ancestors can be passed down through the DNA.. but we never talk about what it looks like when your ancestors have centuries of violence embedded in their DNA. Rape & Rage being passed down.. we see it tho.

[chloé @ChampagneNoona]

I love this woman and her 3 husbands who all look the same

[t$ @dinereauxx]

i’m not working 3 jobs regardless of the economy, so there’s that

[notJates @JustNotATES]

Grown ass man Tweeting like he on Victorious and this https://t.co/waYl3TbUe8

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

100% agree.

Never pollute your bloodline by partnering with someone who is predisposed to Darwinian extinction.

[Stay Focused @liluzifartt]

Chinese nikkas figured out a way to flog white people. They know ball

[atupid fat cunt @ribfragment]

you twitter bitches and your gifs bro

[Tatyana 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 @melanwisegirl]

Some teen at my theatre last night yelled EIGHT DOLLARS FOR A SLUSHIE!?!?! And all his friends surrounded him in shock.

he bought it but grabbed 4 straws 😭 them kids are trying

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

RULES FOR MILES MORALES CASTING

NO LIGHTSKINS PERIOD DARKSKIN ONLY

NOBODY THAT ISN’T BORN AND RAISED IN BROOKLYN, NEW YORK

NO HAIR TYPES BESIDES 4A-4C

NO ETHNICITY/NATIONALITY BESIDES AFRICAN AMERICAN AND PUERTO RICAN

NO SHAMEIK MOORE TYPE BEHAVIOR

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

With 'The Odyssey' and 'Spider-Man: Brand New Day,' 30-year-old Tom Holland is poised to be king of the box office this summer for playing two childish roles. We think it’s time he hangs up the tights https://t.co/NS7FeTVcSS

[𝚗𝚢𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚎 @eIocyn]

when ur avoidant long distance textuationship stops replying so u know he found a bitch in his area code

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

when I hear the shower turn on after I said I was gonna shower 3 hours ago