Pious Morgana

Scribe, bard, jester

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

These whingeing lefties need to get with the program and support @donaeldunready! He's King, get over it! Great guy. Big hands. Lovely wife.

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

Hey @donaeldunready are we still on for colf at the weekend? Haven't seen you for ages. I can bring you some geld. Don? Donny?!

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

The whole heptarchy enjoyed my chat with @NjallFromage last night. We really are both great, great guys.

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

Does it matter? Like a maiden could rule Mercia! We need a bretwalda not a breastwalda. @donaeldunready has what it takes - balls! https://t.co/RcQR6BHfpJ

[Breitbart Chronicles @BreitbartChron]

EXCLUSIVE; @Athelflead uses BODY DOUBLE! Compare etching to @AethelflaedR! Went missing for 24h, where was she? Serfs deserve answers!

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

Great idea @donaeldunready!You should do a celebrity version. Bet I'd win it. https://t.co/S72Jwr4BFR

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

@WestDykeChron Enjoy watching me, everybody else does! My ratings almost as high as my close personal friend @donaeldunready!

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

Can't understand lingua in half your scrolls. Besides busy being controversial & replying to adoring scrolls. Can't help if peasants love me https://t.co/y9ufy0XRf4

[Wat's Dyke Chronicle @WestDykeChron]

@PiousMorgana @donaeldunready I'm sure you'll have time for @WestDykeChron then.

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

@donaeldunready hasn't replied to my messenger's scrolls for a few days. Must be busy with all the v masculine kinging. Still best buds tho

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

'Tis pity she is a whore https://t.co/hPgHkGEalB

[Ye Pagan Mail @paganmail]

@MaidenTheresa chamber maid reveals shock snaps of romp with @donaeldunready! #wesSEXit alright!

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

Pretty sure @donaeldunready was joking about new best ally. I’m his best ally, always will be. Right Donny (I call him Donny)? Right? https://t.co/aNL6kJJ7W9

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

So many vile and childish tapestries depicting my good friend @NjallFromage. Grow up! https://t.co/w1mKgIF0KG

[Beelzebub @Lying_Demon]

@ThorOdi04594075 @BreitbartChron @donaeldunready Peregrine Frogge makes of thy tears a libation and says thu wears a cuckold's horns.

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

Just what Mercia needs! My great personal friend @donaeldunready replacing lefty dreamers with doers! https://t.co/z55XEmvezS

[Breitbart Chronicles @BreitbartChron]

BREAKING: @donaeldunready appoints many Geldmen of Saxony to witan to help drain the fens. Restrictions on usury lifted to aid the peasants

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

@JesterCorbyn @donaeldunready was there a debate? Always difficult to tell with you! Sweet dreams xxx

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

Surprised to hear loony left say we ‘choose’ gender! And they say *I*’m controversial! Only thing certain is @donaeldunready is all man. https://t.co/2GxaIU5mUy

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

Whether one chooses to be a squire, a wench, or even a eunuch, our Socialis... -sorry, Labor Partie will unite for our commonweal https://t.co/GYAwny4jLc

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

@piersmorgan https://t.co/ZO5FGooITo

[soapy of the swans™ @Soapy_Wit_Tank]

@PiousMorgana timing!

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

Ha! Peasants trying to get me banned from hosting barding awards! Anyone would think I wasn’t universally loved?! Fools jesters all of them

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

Walking just fine! Voice a little higher, but I won anyway. Joan of Röeling had no chance against my handsome wit. Very poor ‘writer’. https://t.co/Mwc8Sd6wYj

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

Great that my close personal friend @donaeldunready is repealing Offa’s silly law re peat burning. Let it burn! Lefty tears can quench fire.

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

@JesterCorbyn what about squire rights?! Always on the wrong side of the argument, your legion’s a shambles, knights won’t swear fealty! https://t.co/7uHZ5r0OBw

[Jester Corbyn @JesterCorbyn]

We must fight for #wenchrights in the face of #Wessexit https://t.co/CuB8amXHBz

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

Great to see my very close personal friend (more like brother really) @donaeldunready getting on with #MMGA! Losers mocking this with mæms! https://t.co/uG5iSToE0q

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

Today in the Oval Chamber @donaeldunready signed another much-needed Kingly order to secure our borders. Just another step towards #MMGA

[Pious Morgana @PiousMorgana]

You see this is one of the things that makes my v close personal friend @donaeldunready such a great guy. Rewards loyalty. Recognises class https://t.co/4SudnV6Z8y