Sæn The Apothecary

Secretary for the scribes at the White Tower

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

Today in the Oval Chamber @donaeldunready signed another much-needed Kingly order to secure our borders. Just another step towards #MMGA

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

I don’t have any proof of scroll tapping, that’s above my pay grade (3 groats). Can’t we all just trust the good word of @donaeldunready?

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

I think this is a question for @StephenYeMiller https://t.co/ctvqf2rBVz

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

I will not be commenting on allegations that Offa intercepted @donaeldunready messenger scrolls, because, well, there are no words.

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

I'm overcome with emotion. I'd like to thank my mother, my agent, God almighty (@donaeldunready, obvs), and Wrigley. https://t.co/L8AbH84nYr

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

Important early announcement from Mercian Folcgemót. @JorvikTimes @BreitbartChron @WestDykeChron @Athelflead @ScribeSec @donaeldunready

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

Hysterical scribes claiming some chroniclers banned?! Untrue, merely put in separate room w different chairs for their comfort & convenience

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

@projectania thank you! Finally somebody gets it.

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

Please ignore any statements I may have made in December re banning scribes = dictatorship. I'd been on the mead.

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

Don't say I didn't warn you. https://t.co/D0iZ1BQOvo

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

I will no longer be taking questions from @JorvikTimes or MBC Chronicles at daily scribe briefings. @BreitbartChron welcome.

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

Now THIS is the kind of great question @donaeldunready loves! Brave, probing, unflinching. God bless our great scribes! (not @JorvikTimes) https://t.co/eYXDOLAxMu

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

Dishonest scribes claim that @donaeldunready calling for destruction of UE somehow inconsistent with unqualified support for it?! Non-sense! https://t.co/Yf0w7FBPj2

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

Let's all just calm down. @donaeldunready never claimed there was a pillage in Swindon. Taken out of context, as usual. Scribe hysteria https://t.co/5JdArlNcDq

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

Despicable lies! Tapestry clearly fake - depicts man pleasuring maiden, which is not @donaeldunready's style at all https://t.co/KLgZLiJRRi

[Breitbart Chronicles @BreitbartChron]

Fakest of the #FakeChronicles! @paganmail worse than @JorvikTimes! @donaeldunready holds hands with many maidens, just being friendly! https://t.co/WJZ0sNjVKH

[Siddel the Serf @SerfinMercia]

@ScribeSec So true! Trying to make the bretwalda look a fool. They are the ones looking like sad court jesters!

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

Many serfs agree with you, and @donaeldunready will be looking at this closely. https://t.co/TbJrwzojgK

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

I will no longer be taking questions from @JorvikTimes or MBC Chronicles at daily scribe briefings. @BreitbartChron welcome.

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

Getting pretty tired of fake chroniclers asking @donaeldunready all the wrong, nasty questions. Where are the nice questions?

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

Looks like a very accurate tapestry depicting the delight of the Mercian folc right now. They love @donaeldunready! https://t.co/5HXxGs94Sq

[James Corcoran @irishrover169]

@SaenApothecary Any comments on this. Seems pretty subversive to me

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

Let’s not get bogged down in numbers, they just confuse the folc. Let’s just agree that @donaeldunready respects maidens very much. https://t.co/8FSo9K9chb

[Geoff Bronner 🐐 🍹 @GeoffBronner]

Very interesting @SaenApothecary. How many maidens in the witan of @donaeldunready?

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

Just how he will make Mercia! https://t.co/YMfxibOLCU

[Geoff Bronner 🐐 🍹 @GeoffBronner]

Truly @donaeldunready hath made Saturday Knight Live great again. @nbcSNL @SNLupdate https://t.co/PbNgPVodGE

[Sæn The Apothecary @ScribeSec]

@donaeldunready has greatest respect for maidens, who make up significant part of his witan. Only creteria is that they dress like maidens. https://t.co/KmkNVYTmhB

[Geoff Bronner 🐐 🍹 @GeoffBronner]

Surprised @donaeldunready allows female jesters. @MercianRogue @SaenApothecary