Sexburga of Ely

Wife, Nun, Abbess, Saint. Never much liked the wife bit - poor Eorcenbehrt! A nun called Sexburga - perpetually conflicted

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

.@Alfie_the_Great St Edmund gets my vote. A bit more fenny. https://t.co/08AIYJ8bjL

[Alfred the Great @Alfie_the_Great]

It is the feast of #StGeorge today. He never saw or heard of the Angelcynn. St Cuthbert is a more natural patron, or even my mate St Edmund

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

The king unready-rages at his tapestry - no-one listens much.

#hӕccu #witofthewitan #worldpoetryday @donaeldunready @JorvikTimes

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

.@JorvikTimes ...pussy and ended up fondling her teddy. #fenlandlimericks #witofthewitan

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

.@JorvikTimes There was a king @donaeldunready ,Whose hands though small were unsteady He thought "shes too fussy" as he grabbed for her...

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

.@Athelflead She wants to be nun - great send her my way for an internship! Not so sure about marrying hairy Dane. Why would she do that?

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

I am concerned to hear about this 5-eyed monster which @donaeldunready appears to have upset. But always happy with leaks in the fens

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

Wessex spies involved in Offa "eavesdropping" scandal. Of course why didn't I think of that @ScribeSec

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

. @donaeldunready is Ealdorman @mike_fabricant next to make a power grab in Lichfield. He is flaxy enough. Have you seen his flax returns?

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

Why do wyrdlings with flaxen hair all want to be ánwealda. First @donaeldunready then the Frisian Troll. Is it the flax I wonder?

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

Healthy and boring lives in Strath Clota compared to Mercian excitement. Come to the fens where you can have boring and unhealthy lives https://t.co/bKXB0cBo7t

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

"...Since they don't show me sincerity, I load up, lock up Take shots at em I guess you could call it a parody. And compared to D" Love him

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

My rapper Ened (Drake) writes song for @donaeldunready: "Been hated by many, wanted by plenty Disliked by some, but confronted by Nuns..."

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

My scribes note inverse tree/hoard correlation. Is @donaeldunready planting flax over forest. Need to see recent flax returns to be sure https://t.co/uxxbUeTw3Z

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

Who knew - @donaeldunready flax return shows lots of flax. Does he have linseed oil fetish? We should know

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

. @donaeldunready Please carry on and send 'em home. Well known no way to drain fens without Frisian technology. #keepthefensswampy

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

. @foxacheUK @ScribeSec @donaeldunready It is a world of difference as in how to tell between facts and "FACTS" or yet truth and "truth"

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

Certainly my Abbey doesn't pay flax. We is a charity - serfs give us money and we buy lovely golden stuff with it. Golden sisters. :-)

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

Looking forward to reading @donaeldunready flax returns @JorvikTimes I guess amount of flax returned was...Nun! But who needs flax anyway?

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

Quote @ScribeSec "when @donaeldunready said Offa ordered eavesdropping he meant dropping from anywhere (behind arras?) but just NOT eaves"

[Sexburga of Ely @Sexburh]

.@donaeldunready @palmer_eldritch Perhaps you need a new Angle on it