Cannula ya fluids

Drip

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

I’ve decided that I will continue sharing this picture.

Too many people have told me that sharing their faces will ruin their future.

I keep responding the same way:
Sweetie, that’s what I’m counting on.

[𝖀𝖓𝖈𝖑𝖊 𝕭. 2.0 @Biodunn_x]

Wtf😭😭😭

[Yuvraj @ZianTheBuilder]

16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated

[baemar jr @jefszn]

This FLOORED me lmao

[Chiquitita🦋❤️ @DianaRholyne]

Ernest, how old is your vagina?

[sharon @sharmuthui]

Ni kama nobody is telling y'all this loud enough: YOUR AI EVENT POSTERS ARE SO UGLY AND PAINFUL TO THE EYE! 😒😒😒

[Iremide @RxIremide]

“The knowledge of cooking does not come pre-installed in a vagina. Cooking is learned.”

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Schrödinger’s provider: have money but not enough to threaten the size of his penis. 😭

[MAILER-DAEMON @hassanrahim]

a truly load bearing post was placed yesterday, i hope everyone has screenshot and framed it

[Achieng Jaus Solar @MartinnaMaree]

Mimi sina shida but if you refuse to empower your wife, hakikisha ukifa,unasonga na watoto wako pia juu your relatives will have your kids working as their house helps.
And ffs yall should sit with your uncles and grandparents. Mko na upuzi sana!

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

My theory about corporate AI psychosis is that AI is most appealing to people who aren’t good at their jobs. AI slop looks incredible to them because they’re so incompetent they don’t even know what good work looks like in the first place.

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

this

[Shalom Rayhamen @Shalom_HeyEliy]

Our only official email addresses are [email protected] and [email protected].

Any email claiming to be from Lagos Life that comes from a different address is a scam. Please don’t respond or share any information.

[Jack J @Jack_Frodo]

at my old job, if you said “this idea will cause problems” they stopped inviting you to the ideas meetings. but then you’d get invited to the “how do we fix these new problems” meeting a few weeks later.

[CHIKAMMA is excited for MOONSHOT2026! @AlexVivyNnabue]

You can smell the envy coming out of their pores from your phone (I’m not even joking check that girls quotes). Advise don full everybody mouth. Someone said if it was him he would sell it for 1m dollars and “lock up”😭

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Company: We want employees to think strategically.

Employee: This is going to cause problems in six months.

Company: Right now we just need to get it done.

[irawo @riverbedbeneath]

misogyny.

[Alison1972 @alison45346175]

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