Pipe & Palette

Deranged Poet rambling about poetry, pugilism, whiskey, and cigars. Here for the finer things and the fights worth having. Bewitching Bearded Bard.

[Pipe & Palette @pipe_palette]

I want to be a man with pages the world has never dared to open.

Do you understand? No…you never could

[The Layman Apologist 🥛 @apologistlayman]

🚨 BIBLE REBIND GIVEAWAY 🚨 BIGGEST GIVEAWAY YET

I’ve teamed up with @ArkBibles to give one person the chance to completely design their own Bible rebind.

To enter, ALL requirements must be completed:
• Like the giveaway video
• Comment what God has been teaching you recently
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• No socials? Share the video as a YouTube post from the same account you commented with

The winner will be announced in a separate video one month after the giveaway goes live.

Please ignore scammers claiming you’ve won. I will announce the winner publicly in a video before arranging contact.
Huge thanks to Ark Bibles for making this happen. 📖

[The Layman Apologist 🥛 @apologistlayman]

We love to confess simul iustus et peccator (at once righteous and a sinner) but we speak far more readily of the sinner than of our estate as saints. In Christ we are forgiven, washed, redeemed and righteous.

Confessing both while dwelling almost entirely on one is false humility.

[The Layman Apologist 🥛 @apologistlayman]

Dear Christian, don’t despair. You are God’s Poiēma.

[Jacob @jacobtdxn]

Big news! My first book Labor Pains - Working and Living in a World Frustrated by Sin is coming out on 10/1! Amazon ebook preorder is live now and both the ebook and paperback editions will be available for purchase on launch day.

[The Layman Apologist 🥛 @apologistlayman]

“Call a police officer for you, he will f*ck you up, because we work with them”

There’s no two tier system though

Credit to @its_rick97 for the original video

[Pipe & Palette @pipe_palette]

There you are with those Jezebel eyes
There you are, not a cloud in your skies
There you are at a hundred degrees
Singing diamonds and roses
And everything's golden
But that doesn't matter to me

[Pipe & Palette @pipe_palette]

They'd go rarin' and tearin' and fightin' for love
For the land they call Killeagh, and the Lord up above
Killeagh, la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
For the green and the white I adore
For the parish to last evermore

[Pipe & Palette @pipe_palette]

This wisdom tooth has legit turned me into this

[The Layman Apologist 🥛 @apologistlayman]

Yeoooo…you lunatics have popped me into the top 500 for Christian Education on Amazon! Thank you so so much!

[Pipe & Palette @pipe_palette]

Lets go

[The Layman Apologist 🥛 @apologistlayman]

I sent this message to @LutheranAnswers and i will post it here for accountability as well.

Joke or not I find it disgusting.

Lutheran Answers,

I am genuinely disgusted by your post.

I show a chart showing the historic decline of the Irish language and it was met with the response, “The Irish language? Do you mean the English language?”

What exactly is supposed to be funny about that? The loss of my people’s native language? The erosion of our culture’s historic identity? Or is the joke simply that Ireland should regard English as its rightful language because Britain conquered and ruled part of the island?

Irish is the indigenous language of Ireland. Its decline has not been an accident. It occurred through centuries of political, social, and cultural pressure. To sneer at that reality and reduce it to a joke is shameful, especially from a Christian.

If someone mocked the decline of another people’s native language, most would immediately recognise it as crass and offensive. The Irish language deserves the same respect.

Your post was a cheap attempt at provocation built upon the loss of a nation’s cultural inheritance.

The post should be deleted and an apology offered. I have zero respect for anything like this.

[The Layman Apologist 🥛 @apologistlayman]

Wed night with Father Joseph @NewsNFTU

[Pipe & Palette @pipe_palette]

If you have never listened to Kingfishr fix that! Stat

[The Layman Apologist 🥛 @apologistlayman]

I am excited to announce that we are moving ahead of schedule.

Rather than releasing on launch day June 5th, A Primer on the Trinity is officially LIVE TODAY on Amazon.

I genuinely cannot thank you all enough for the support, encouragement, messages, and excitement surrounding this book. It has been a joy to work on and I am grateful to finally place it into your hands.

Moving the release forward also gives me more time to focus on the upcoming competition and merch giveaway related to the book, which I know many of you are looking forward to.

Thank you all again for the support. I pray this book helps equip ordinary believers to better understand, defend, and articulate the doctrine of the Trinity.

It’s live. Let’s go. @ColtonYarbro

[Pipe & Palette @pipe_palette]

@ABoyd91 Just been forever

I come over here for inspiration

[Pipe & Palette @pipe_palette]

Let’s gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[The Layman Apologist 🥛 @apologistlayman]

For his penance, Onion will do a pushup for every like this gets.

Be generous, our brothers repentance is impotent

[The Layman Apologist 🥛 @apologistlayman]

Go ahead and download your favourite poster and share it to help promote the epic clash between @blucollarbible and @btbsoco

[The Layman Apologist 🥛 @apologistlayman]

🚨Date Change🚨
13th of May 4pm BST

@btbsoco vs @blucollarbible
(Link will be in the comments shortly)

[The Layman Apologist 🥛 @apologistlayman]

🚨PSA

I see a lot of you with this 🎚️ in your handle…it’s not a cross it’s a slider 🤣💀